BXBX NOVEL Chapter 133 - 133: Little Fairy Needs to Poo Too
After hearing Huo Buyu’s explanation, Ye Yao burst into tears. “Huo Buyu, you’re abusing your girlfriend! You’re a bad person! How can I only drink one cup of milk tea a day?! I need at least one cup in the morning, one in the afternoon, and another in the evening after school! Moreover, I need to buy desserts. 30 yuan isn’t enough! It’s not enough!”
Huo Buyu’s expression darkened. He finally understood that Ye Yao was simply asking for money! He said, “Go to the canteen. The milk tea in the canteen costs seven yuan a cup, and the desserts cost five yuan. It’s enough for you.”
Ye Yao had originally thought that Huo Buyu would soften his heart and give her money after she had a big bawl. Moreover, he was so rich! He was tall, rich, and handsome! He was the crown prince! His daily income alone was enough for her to drink milk tea for the rest of her life! Why was such a rich man so petty?!
Ye Yao stood up angrily. “Huo Buyu, you’re too petty! I want to change my boyfriend!” With that, she ran out. She was about to blow up in fury!
Huo Buyu grabbed Ye Yao’s arm with a darkened expression. “Two cups of milk tea a day. That’s the maximum. It’s not good for your health to drink too much milk tea. If you insist on drinking milk tea or breaking up with me, I’ll tie you up at home and make sure you can’t go anywhere.”
Ye Yao was stumped.
In the end, Huo Buyu gave Ye Yao another red packet of 30 yuan.
When Ye Yao saw that there was only 60 yuan in her account, she looked up at the sky and let out a long sigh. Early in the morning, she challenged Huo Buyu in terms of wits and courage. She had wheedled and threatened him, but in the end, she had only gotten 60 yuan out of the man? She was so pathetic!
When Ye Yao and Huo Buyu reached the door, her stomach suddenly hurt. “Wait, I need the toilet…
Huo Buyu happened to be going upstairs to get some documents at the same time.
About ten minutes later, Gao Qiao’s voice came from the door. “Huo Buyu, I’m
Huo Buyu was sitting on the sofa reading his documents. When he saw Gao Qiao, he nodded. Gao Qiao sat down on the sofa opposite him and looked around. “Where’s Ye Yao? Isn’t she at home? Didn’t you send her to school today? You’re too much. If you didn’t have time to send her, you should have called me!”
Huo Buyu glanced at Gao Qiao coldly. “Gao Qiao, you’re too enthusiastic. Ye Yao is my girlfriend.”
“It’s okay!” Gao Qiao waved his hand heartily. “I’m not snatching your girlfriend. I’m magnanimous. Let me tell you, if you want me to stay away from Ye Yao, no way!’
Huo Buyu was angry and helpless at Gao Qiao’s insistence on sticking to Ye Yao. To a certain extent, Gao Qiao was as shameless as Ye Yao. Huo Buyu couldn’t be bothered with him.
Gao Qiao suddenly whispered, “Huo Buyu, I need to ask your girlfriend for help with something.”
“I reject,” Huo Buyu said without thinking. Gao Qiao’s mind was filled with all kinds of bad thoughts. He would lead Ye Yao astray. Besides… Ye Yao was easily led astray!
Gao Qiao’s hand paused for a moment. Then, he said solemnly and unhurriedly, “I’ve been thinking about it for the past few days. Can I ask Ye Yao to help my parents?”
Huo Buyu fell silent. Gao Qiao’s parents… He couldn’t reject them.
“Ye Yao is upstairs. Ask her yourself when she comes down.” Huo Buyu’s words meant that he consented. If Ye Yao’s ability was used to do good deeds, he would not object. He was only afraid that Ye Yao would be up to no good! Gao Qiao immediately beamed with joy. “Thank you!’
About ten minutes later, footsteps could be heard coming from upstairs. Ye Yao held the handrail of the stairs, looking exhausted. “I’m about to collapse. I have to eat more vegetables next time, or it won’t be convenient for me to poop…”
Huo Buyu was expressionless.
The look on Gao Qiao’s face was rather complex. He looked at Huo Buyu and asked in a low voice, “Can you guys talk about such a heavy topic so casually?”
Huo Buyu didn’t think much of it. Wasn’t eating, drinking, pooping and peeing the most basic functions for a person?
Ye Yao did not notice that Gao Qiao had come. It was only after he spoke that she realized he was also in the living room. Ye Yao rolled her eyes. “Gao Qiao, is
there something wrong with you? Don’t you poop?”
Gao Qiao immediately stood up. “Of course I do. Why wouldn’t I! It’s just that in my heart, you’re a little fairy. How can a little fairy be compared to us ordinary people!’
Ye Yao sat down beside Huo Buyu and slumped over his lap. She said weakly, “Little fairies have to poop too.”
Gao Qiao was speechless. “I was wrong. I beg for forgiveness..”