BXBX NOVEL Chapter 119: Everything Is Ready For The Kill!
Chapter 119: Everything Is Ready For The Kill!
Everything Is Ready For The Kill! . . .
Cha-Eun Xiao found himself in an entirely unexpected and comical predicament. Throughout his previous life, he had dedicated himself to cultivating the Pure Yang Martial Art, and the idea of indulging in earthly pleasures had never crossed his mind. Yet, here he was, grappling with a rather embarrassing situation caused by a mysterious liquor.
To his great surprise, his private part had become unusually enlarged and hard. It was a sensation he had never experienced before, and he struggled to suppress the overwhelming urge that accompanied it.
Uncle Song Jue, who had observed Cha-Eun Xiao's discomfort, couldn't hold back the revelation. He explained, "Cha-Eun Xiao... What you've consumed is a high-quality male-strengthening liquor."
Cha-Eun Xiao's reaction was nothing short of extreme. He exclaimed, "Male-strengthening liquor? What?!"
[Virgin or not, I certainly didn't sign up for this!]
Song Jue was equally taken aback. He asked incredulously, "You... You didn't know?"
Cha-Eun Xiao desperately tried to cover his discomfort, bowing awkwardly. "What are you talking about... I've never... I haven't... done that ever... How could I know... Oh no, this... It feels so weird..."
[Is he really... still a virgin?]
Song Jue was flabbergasted. He couldn't believe that Cha-Eun Xiao had never engaged in such activities, given his reputation with the ladies. "You used to be quite popular with the girls... What happened then? You're not a child anymore. How could you not know about this?"
Song Jue's words were a bit too explicit for an uncle to discuss with his nephew, and he couldn't believe he was essentially blaming Cha-Eun Xiao for not having any sexual experiences.
Cha-Eun Xiao, meanwhile, was struggling to come up with a believable explanation. He stammered, "I... I was just talking about life... and dreams with them..."
Song Jue blinked, trying to comprehend the absurdity of the situation. He then exploded in anger, exclaiming, "What did you say? You spent the whole night talking about life and dreams with those girls?"
Cha-Eun Xiao nodded earnestly. "Yes, of course. What else could I do..."
Song Jue was left speechless, processing the revelation. He couldn't decide whether to be furious or flabbergasted. "Why didn't you tell me earlier? You... You... You're a saint..."
[Spending the night discussing life and dreams with girls? That's something only a saint would do, or an incredibly naive person...]
Song Jue was at a loss about how to handle the situation. If Cha-Eun Xiao had been more experienced, it would have been easier to address. However, as a virgin, Cha-Eun Xiao was completely clueless about such matters.
As Cha-Eun Xiao left to take a cold bath to alleviate his discomfort, Song Jue contemplated the best course of action. He knew a pool of water wouldn't resolve the issue. It was a complicated situation that required a delicate approach.
That night, the House of Cha experienced a never-ending chorus of water splashes. Bucket after bucket of ice-cold water was poured on Cha-Eun Xiao. He dunked his head first, then drenched his entire body.
The 36 blood guards, who were well-versed in matters of life, were unable to contain their amusement. They watched their young lord's embarrassing ordeal and tried not to burst into laughter. Some of them even abandoned their buckets and sat on the floor, roaring with laughter.
It was an utterly hilarious spectacle that had unfolded in the House of Cha that night.
A guard approached Song Jue, speaking in hushed tones, "Chief, this isn't a difficult task, is it? Just go to the brothel, and everything will be fine, right? Our young lord, he's quite experienced in that department, isn't he?"
Song Jue shot the guard a stern look and replied, "Nonsense! Do you take me for a fool? An expert, you say? Expert my foot. He's nothing more than a little virgin. He didn't even know what kind of liquor he drank, yet he consumed an entire bottle of it. How could an expert fail to recognize that kind of liquor?"
The guard was taken aback but soon burst into laughter as the absurdity of the situation dawned on him. "[A virgin? He's a virgin... Hahaha...]"
He couldn't help but glance at Cha-Eun Xiao's substantial "tent."
[That's not your average virgin... That's a well-endowed one... A big-cock virgin... That's huge...]
However, his laughter abruptly stopped, and he couldn't help but feel a bit sorry for himself as he looked down at his own circumstances.
The entire night passed in a flurry of activity.
As dawn approached, Cha-Eun Xiao began to feel a reduction in the urge that had plagued him. He called out, "Alright, everyone... Damn it. I've spent more time washing myself in a single night than I have in my entire life... I think I've shed a whole layer of skin."
His words were met with another round of laughter.
Following that unforgettable night, Cha-Eun Xiao never dared to touch that kind of liquor again. He didn't need it, and the memory of that night was too embarrassing for him to bear. It was the greatest shame he had ever experienced.
However, he had saved the remaining bottles of liquor given to him by Zuo Wu-Ji. He didn't intend to drink them anymore. Instead, he made some alterations to those bottles.
In the end, he decided to use the liquor to create a bit of chaos, but little did he know that he would end up achieving something remarkable with it.
Because of that night, Cha-Eun Xiao paid a visit to Zuo Wu-Ji's residence and gave him a serious beating without uttering a word. Zuo Wu-Ji couldn't fathom what he had done wrong and was utterly perplexed by Cha-Eun Xiao's actions.
It was only when he learned the full story that he nearly laughed himself to death. From then on, it became Zuo Wu-Ji's favorite story to tell for the rest of his life.
Whenever he recounted it, he would say, "Do you know about the Xiao Monarch? Hahaha... He drank an entire bottle of the male-strengthening liquor I gave him and became so 'filled with man spirit.' Hahaha..."
And every time he told the tale, he couldn't help but feel an overwhelming sense of pride.
This became a legendary tale associated with Prime Minister Zuo after he had ascended to power.
In the two days following that eventful night, Cha-Eun Xiao frequently left town, leaving Song Jue puzzled about his whereabouts. He attempted to follow Cha-Eun Xiao twice but always lost track of him.
It became apparent that he lacked the qualifications to tail Cha-Eun Xiao effectively. Feeling embarrassed, Song Jue muttered, "I'm going to give you a good beating, you little rascal!"
However, when Cha-Eun Xiao returned, Song Jue couldn't find the words to express his embarrassment. He had been a formidable cultivator in his prime, but now he felt utterly inadequate.
However, now he found himself unable to even track the movements of a teenager. He had been led to a restroom once and to a brothel another time, completely misled.
Clearly, he wasn't as skilled as he used to be, and the embarrassment weighed heavily on him. He couldn't bring himself to admit it.
Meanwhile, Gu Jin-Long was attuned to Cha-Eun Xiao's every move. "Feng Zhi-Ling came to town today," he would think, or "Feng Zhi-Ling left town now." He felt a sense of control and satisfaction.
The idea that Cha-Eun Xiao remained unaware of his surveillance pleased him immensely. Gu Jin-Long believed he had successfully deceived Cha-Eun Xiao, and that he would continue to trust him. This conviction brought a confident, self-obsessed, and proud smile to Gu Jin-Long's face every day.
Whenever Wan Zheng-Hao saw that smile, he quickly retreated, feeling a sense of dread. The smile on Gu Jin-Long's face frightened him, and he felt like he might soil himself whenever he witnessed it.
Little did he know that there was more than one peculiar individual in the world. If he had the opportunity to see the smile on Cha-Eun Xiao's face, he would realize that it could be even more unbearable than Gu Jin-Long's.
Currently, Cha-Eun Xiao was on a tall mountain near Pen Rack Mountain, busy setting up another array. His expression was one of a maniacal smile—a truly unsettling sight.
This time, he was arranging a Disappearance Array, fully aware that Gu Jin-Long could potentially dismantle it if he wished.
On the mountain, Cha-Eun Xiao had spent days digging a well-ventilated cave connected to tunnels. The cave was spacious and decorated, with lotus paintings adorning the walls. After meticulously inspecting every detail, he nodded in satisfaction at the final result.