Chapter 1489: You Are My Big Uncle…
Chapter 1489: You Are My Big Uncle…
You Are My Big Uncle…
All of a sudden, Cha-Eun Xiao and the man under the window were both shocked.
They both didn't expect what happened.
The man hastily said, "Holy hell… Let me in… Holy f*ck…"
The man seemed to be rude because he just kept pushing into the room with his strong body while pushing Cha-Eun Xiao with his tough head. Cha-Eun Xiao couldn't stop him.
As he sat on the floor, gasping, he started to say, "F*cking that… The City of Chaos is actually more heavily guarded than the Palaces of the Five Sky Kings!"
Cha-Eun Xiao had a clear look at the man's face, and he was surprised.
'Isn't he… Isn't he…'
'Isn't he the man who went against Master Xiao in the auction?'
'What is his name?'
'The Farewell Sword?'
'Bu Xiangfeng?'
'Why does he climb up to my room at midnight? Oh no… He is not a… He does not like men… does he?'
'He pushed me with his head…'
Cha-Eun Xiao was terrified, and he stared at the man who was known a nasty guy…
'Holy hell… This is dangerous…'
Bu Xiangfeng finally stopped gasping, and he took a long breath. He sat on the floor in Cha-Eun Xiao's room and tilted his head. He looked at Cha-Eun Xiao. He smiled and said, "Well… I think I am going to take a nap here. You don't mind, do you?"
'Do I?'
Cha-Eun Xiao was speechless.
'Of course, I do!'
'You—a man—climbed into my room at midnight and asked me to let you stay overnight! If I did this to you, would you mind? Would you not?'
However, Bu Xiangfeng was definitely going to stay anyway.
'Well, it is good that you don't mind, but it doesn't make any difference if you do.'
'All in all, I have made up my mind. I will take your room and your bed…'
Cha-Eun Xiao was not easy to mess with. He humphed coldly and then reached his head out of the window. He started shouting, "Come here! He is here!"
"Holy f*ck!" Bu Xiangfeng was frightened, so he hastily rushed over to cover Cha-Eun Xiao's mouth… It felt like he was going to do something with Cha-Eun Xiao, and it seemed like it was something indecent.
Unexpectedly, Cha-Eun Xiao did not resist it. With Bu Xiangfeng's hands heavily covering his mouth, Cha-Eun Xiao stared at Bu Xiangfeng with a pair of clear eyes.
Bu Xiangfeng seemed terrified. "Don't do it! You are going to get me killed!"
Cha-Eun Xiao nodded in agreement.
Bu Xiangfeng slowly took off his hands, but he was already terrified by what Cha-Eun Xiao did.
Normally, he wouldn't care about it, because he was always indifferent to what people said about him. However, it was a critical time. The superior cultivators in the City of Chaos had come out and looked for him. The entire city was on guard. No matter what went wrong, he would be locked up and questioned.
If the guards really came to this place and saw Bu Xiangfeng, he would be caught. Bu Xiangfeng was exactly the man they were searching for…
Bu Xiangfeng didn't dare to use his spiritual power, because it would be tracked. That was why he forcibly pushed Cha-Eun Xiao into the room.
Because he didn't use spiritual power, he was no different from Cha-Eun Xiao. They were only two ordinary men. Neither of them could kill the other.
However, Cha-Eun Xiao was at a higher position. He could use his spiritual power, although it was weak. Well… It was an illusion though. If things went south, Bu Xiangfeng might get angry, and Cha-Eun Xiao would be the first man he would kill. After all, Bu Xiangfeng was strong enough to take Cha-Eun Xiao's life with a finger tap!
"Brother, listen. I did not disgrace you or mess with you on purpose. I really have nowhere else to go… I just need somewhere to hide for a while… Come on." Bu Xiangfeng was quite upset about this. He was one of the most powerful itinerant cultivators after all, but Cha-Eun Xiao didn't seem to fear for him at all. Cha-Eun Xiao didn't feel scared, and even shouted against him!
Bu Xiangfeng thought for a while and got enlightened.
'He doesn't know who I am! That is why he didn't cave in.'
'Ignorance brings fearlessness. How true!'
Cha-Eun Xiao coldly stared at him and said, "Why should I let you hide in my place? Do you think you are powerful? Do you think your power gives you privilege? After what you just did, do you think I would let you stay?"
"Well…" Bu Xiangfeng's face was twisted.
Those were some sharp questions, and Bu Xiangfeng didn't know how to answer.
Suddenly, he turned fierce and said, "Why? Your life is in my hand! That's why! I am powerful, and that does give me privilege! I am taking the room from you right now! What? I am going to kill you!"
He knew that he wasn't on the righteous side, so he played the dirty move and started threatening Cha-Eun Xiao!
Cha-Eun Xiao humphed and blandly said, "Oh really? I am so scared. Well, so I have made up my mind now…"
After that, he suddenly shouted to the window again, "Come!"
Bu Xiangfeng was terrified. He hastily went closer to Cha-Eun Xiao and covered his mouth again before he could shout more words. He was much faster than Cha-Eun Xiao, but he was the frustrated one.
'What a f*cking bad luck today! Why would I encounter such a moron?'
'This is killing me!'
Cha-Eun Xiao reached one hand up and pulled Bu Xiangfeng's hand off his mouth. He blandly said, "Do you get it now? You were wrong… Your life is in my hand! You are powerful, but it doesn't mean everything. You are now under my command. Am I not elegant and honorable? Say yes, or I will get you killed right now!"
That was such a slap on the face, sound and clear!
Bu Xiangfeng's eyeballs popped out, and he stared at the audacious young man.
'You f*cking sh*t!'
'My life is in your hands? What? I am under your command? You will get me killed?'
'You f*cking weak shrimp at level three of the stupid Faery Origin Stage! How dare you say that to me?'
However, after a second thought, he realized Cha-Eun Xiao was telling the truth…
If Cha-Eun Xiao shouted and drew some attention, Bu Xiangfeng would be exposed. In the City of Chaos, Bu Xiangfeng was now in great danger. Was his life in Cha-Eun Xiao's hands?
Cha-Eun Xiao humphed and said, "That was just a warning. I didn't use my spiritual power yet. If I did, what would happen? You know what? You would be pushed on the floor and punched to death…"
Bu Xinagfeng nearly burst into tears.
'Come on, my dear young ancestor… You didn't make a big noise, but it must have drawn some attention… This is killing me…'
'Nobody in the City of Chaos dares to use spiritual power… If you do, I will be the brightest lighthouse in the darkest ocean… Pushed on the floor? Punched to death? Of course! That is definitely going to happen to me!'
Bu Xiangfeng was in trouble, and he didn't know what to do anymore. How awkward!
If this was not the City of Chaos, if this is in any other areas, even in the loyal cities of the five sky kings, he could just kill Cha-Eun Xiao right away and found another way to survival.
However, in the City of Chaos, he couldn't!
The City of Chaos was strictly guarded. Nobody escaped the rules. Anybody dared to commit murder would be sentenced to death!
No exception!
For so many years, the City of Chaos was the safest and most peaceful city in the Human Realm Upon Heavens!
"Young man, you did it. However, you have to know that if you do that, you won't be alive when they find me. I promise you that I will slaughter you with my own hands." Bu Xiangfeng lazily said, "That means your life is in my hands as well. I can certainly get you killed, but you may not be able to get me killed."
"You are so sure, aren't you? You think you could make it out of this place, and you are sure that I won't survive your attacks. Isn't that right?" Cha-Eun Xiao calmly said.
Bu Xiangfeng proudly said, "Well, you know it well. I am not threatening you. I am just telling the truth."
"So it's not a threat just because you said it? You know what? I never get threatened. That is the truth I want to tell." Cha-Eun Xiao's sharp eyes were full of madness.
Blood seemed to fill his eyeballs up.
Bu Xiangfeng was scared.
'Holy sh*t! I didn't say anything, did I? I was quite peaceful! I even told him I was not threatening him! Is he a moron? Does he really think I am threatening him? Is he going to lose his mind? Is he going to burst into madness?'
'Come on… Why is this pretty boy so fragile?'
Cha-Eun Xiao pretended to get crazy. He was always calm and steady, and such a small problem wouldn't drive him mad. However, he knew that he had to do something to earn an equal position.
Otherwise, when the government eased the guardian, Bu Xiangfeng might kill him right away.
Bu Xiangfeng had too many reasons to kill him after all.
First of all, he knew that Bu Xiangfeng was the man who was wanted to the guards.
That was quite a perfect reason for Bu Xiangfeng to kill him.
Second, they had touched each other and pushed each other. They were too close to each other. Cha-Eun Xiao knew that it was not a decent thing to talk about in the martial world, so Bu Xiangfeng would want to kill him and let it be a secret!
That was why Cha-Eun Xiao pretended that he was about to go mad. He needed to seize the initiative.
Facing a powerful man like that, he had to seize the initiative in hand, or he would easily die!
"Hey… Oh… Stop… What are you doing?" Bu Xiangfeng looked at Cha-Eun Xiao with surprise.
"What am I doing? You tell me!" Cha-Eun Xiao burst into a fury and shouted angrily, "F*ck it! I have had enough!"
Bu Xiangfeng knew that things were about to go the wrong way when he heard Cha-Eun Xiao shouting so loudly. His hands got numb and he said weakly, "Hey… Hey… I mean… I didn't say anything to offend you… I said you weren't threatened. Remember? Come on… Do you have to be so angry? Don't be… We can talk! Come on… Calm down… Hush…"
Cha-Eun Xiao hit the table with a palm strike, and the spiritual qi started to rise up. He raged up and said, "How can you say that? Did you not say those words? My life is in your hands! Huh? Did you not say that? You are powerful, and that does give you privilege! Didn't you say that? What do you want then? Say it! You will kill me before you get caught, won't you? Thanks for telling me the truth! What else? Come on! Kill me now! Why not? Calm down? Why should I calm down? I should shout! What can you do?"
"Now tell me, what did you say?" Cha-Eun Xiao asked fiercely.
Bu Xiangfeng kept stepping back while anxiously looking out at the window. He was afraid the guardian would come to catch him. He sounded weaker and weaker, saying, "I was saying… What I said was… Come on, brother… Calm down… Don't do anything stupid…"
"I can't calm down! I am stupid! So what? I want to be stupid!" Cha-Eun Xiao shouted.
Bu Xiangfeng's face turned green. He was almost begging, and said, "Don't… Please, don't do it…"
"I am doing it! I am going to be stupid! I can't calm down! What can you do about it?" Cha-Eun Xiao was quite overwhelming. He was oppressing Bu Xiangfeng thoroughly. He pointed at Bu Xiangfeng's nose and hit his head with one of his fingers while shouting, "Now, tell me, did I mess with you today? You are the one who messed with me, aren't you?"
Bu Xiangfeng nodded and said, "You didn't… I did… It is completely my fault…"
"We are both cultivators in the martial world. There is no need to lie. I am weak! Do you know how difficult it is to live a life in the martial world for weak cultivators like me? Do you think it is easy to make it? My life is in your hands! How can you say that? It shows your great power, doesn't it? It must feel good to say things like that!" Cha-Eun Xiao kept pushing.
Bu Xiangfeng stepped back a little. He looked pretty upset at the moment. "That's right. Life in the martial world is tough. We should go easy with each other. I was wrong… I shouldn't have said that…"
There was only one thought in Bu Xiangfeng's heart. He wanted to cry. He wanted to cry out in tears.
'Holy sh*t! I just found somewhere to hide… This man opened the window, so I got in! I might have touched you when I climbed in, but I was in a hurry, wasn't I?'
'Why are you such a thick-headed man…'
'Among cultivators, the stronger one should be the one who rules… That's the law in the martial world, isn't it? It actually doesn't work here… I am the one who gets bullied… Holy hell… This is such a huge city, and I could have gotten help from anybody else… Why would I come to this guy's place?'
'What a sad life I have!'
'Listen to him… He is shouting even louder… My head is getting numb…'
'Oh my heavens… The men will definitely come search for me if he keeps shouting like this…'
'Come on… I am scared…'
'Do you think you can do this to me if those men are not out there searching for me?'
'Oh heavens… Oh, earth… Is this the end of my days?'
"My life hasn't been easy ever… If not that I still have a pure land deep inside my heart, I may have lost hope long ago…" Cha-Eun Xiao was angry. "After all that I have suffered, finally, I am in the City of Chaos, known as the safest place in the world. I thought I could finally live a peaceful life, but… When I was sleeping late at night, a man climbed in from the window!"
"It might be fine if the man was polite, but he told me that my life was in his hands! He told me he could do whatever he wanted to me…" Cha-Eun Xiao pretended to be utterly angry and upset while almost shedding tears. "Why? What have I done wrong? Say it! What did I do wrong?"
Bu Xiangfeng got splashed on the face by Cha-Eun Xiao's saliva, and he felt guilty.
'He is right. He did not do anything wrong. He was just staying in his own room, wasn't he?'
'A man abruptly got in, yelling how powerful he was… Nobody could stand that. I am a superior cultivator, but I can't go against my own conscience. I can't lie about that. I did a terrible thing…'
"Well… That was… Ahem… Listen…" Bu Xiangfeng awkwardly took a step back.
"Somebody broke into my room, and I was not allowed to even shout about it… I don't even have the rights to call for help." Cha-Eun Xiao didn't turn soft and continued to say, "I don't think I should cultivate any martial arts… I should forget about spiritual energy… People like me have nothing to live for. Why don't I just…"
Bu Xiangfeng was frightened, and he took a step back. He then said with a sad face, "Calm down… Dude… Don't be stupid… We still have good days ahead in the future…"
"Calm down your ass! Let the good days go to hell! You and me, there is no we! You bastard, who broke into my room! If I can defeat you, I will f*ck you up a hundred times!" Cha-Eun Xiao shouted and said, "This is it! My peaceful life is ruined. You did this to me. Let's die now! I am going to use my spiritual power now… Kill me then. Kill me! Come and kill me! I will get those men over! They will kill you!"
"No, no, no! Don't do it! I am not going to kill you… I promise… I won't kill you! Please?" Bu Xiangfeng felt grieved and also awkward. He was almost humbly begging Cha-Eun Xiao.
"It is your decision to make! I am going to call for their help anyway! I don't care if you will kill me or not! I am going to use my spiritual power now!" Cha-Eun Xiao roared. "Aren't you a badass? Didn't you say that you would kill me before they get you? Didn't you say you might survive? Fine! Let the truth be the judge! Come and kill me now! I won't be able to see how it's going to end for you anyway! If you die, I am lucky; if you don't, you are lucky! What are you waiting for?"
Bu Xiangfeng really wanted to cry now.
He felt like a hundred thousand alpacas was running across his head, and each alpaca had just run over a watery sh*t hole.
'This is too much!'
'Why am I so unfortunate…'
'Why does it have to be this stupid guy who has even lost hope to live…'
"What are you waiting for? Are you afraid? Are you scared? Are you terrified? Heh heh heh heh… It is your business whether to kill me or not. I am definitely going to shout!"
Cha-Eun Xiao turned around and rushed toward the window like he was going to embrace death…
"Come on, Big Uncle…" Bu Xiangfeng jumped ahead and held Cha-Eun Xiao's legs. Both of them fell to the floor. The great cultivator, Bu Xiangfeng said with tears in his eyes, "Big Uncle… You are my Big Uncle… Please… I was wrong. I was wrong… I know… I shouldn't have done that… Please…"
He kept saying disgraceful words but thought in his head,* 'He doesn't know who I am anyway… I guess I should just care less about my reputation… I should save my life first before anything else.'*
'F*ck this sh*t! When this is over, I will leave the City of Chaos! I won't come back ever!'
'I have never thought that this city would be so weird!'
'How astonishing that there is such a weirdo in this city!'