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Chapter 1 The Gods Are Shocked!



"Where am I?" A young man around 21-years-old opened his eyes finding himself in the middle of a gladiator stadium being watched by thousands of people in Greek clothing who sat silently gazing at him. He slowly stood up, scratching his left cheek he looked around like a lost puppy.

"Welcome Daniel Sole to your judgment" A breathtaking angelic voice came from above revealing a beautiful woman who elegantly glided down fapping her giant angel wings while her blond hair stood in place and her golden eyes shined.

Daniel gazed at the breathtaking beauty with a plain expression that could scream out why the hell am I here is this a dream or something.

Seeing his plain expression veins started to pop in the beauty\'s head making it seem at any second she would strangle the poor mortal to death but she is a goddess she must conduct herself with authority and maturity.

"Daniel Sole I am so sorry to tell you this news but... sadly you have passed away on ea-" The goddess was about to finish her sentence until an agonizing cry rang out.

"NOOO!!!" Daniel fell on all fours, tears coming out of his eyes that could cause a flood.

"I know it must be har-" Again the goddess was interrupted causing her face to be covered in veins that were about to burst like a raging bull.

"My milf collection is all gone, all gone." In a despairing voice, Daniel laid down sulking in pure despair that he would never see his heavenly collection again.

The spectators were in shock for millions of years no mortal has ever not taken death seriously always worrying about their family or friends they left behind or past regrets they wish they never did.

"Yo-you stu-stupid MORTAL!" The goddess\'s face went pure red hearing the reasoning of his so-called "Despair." But what happened next shocked the goddess and other spectators to the point of rethinking if they should destroy the earth.

"I pray to god my heavenly collection of por- cough cough DVD\'s will be safe for all of eternity..." Daniel got into a praying position and closed his eyes and prayed to the heavenly lord.

Silence... the arena was silent with no one uttering a word or showing a facial expression.

veins started popping in her head causing a massive headache, seeing Daniel pray to god even though he is in front of thousands of gods made her extremally annoyed like hello we are gods you just prayed to us even though you\'re in front of us.

"Daniel I know it must be hard but you must move on from this disgu-strange hobby you have" The goddess gently placed her silky white hand on his shoulders while she spoke in a caring tone.

"Who are you, lady?" Daniel looked up at the goddess with a confused expression plastered on his face, this whole time he was in a crisis that he lost his beautiful collection and didn\'t bother to care about the thousands of people staring at him.

Rage, anger, annoyed a lot of emotions ran through the goddess\'s head, of course, it would for millions of years she has been judging mortals who died not once have they ever not noticed her on the other hand they would blush madly or pass out or praise her beauty but this man was different he could give a rat\'s ass about her existence.

"I am the goddess of reincarnation Violet I will be judging if you will be reincarnated or sent to heaven, worst case scenario you will be sent to hell to be tortured for an eternity" Violet smiled down at him like a caring mother looking at her newborn baby.

"Ok... I\'m ready to be judged" Daniel showed a thumbs up towards Violet, with a smile he stood up.

Violet could only sigh as she sat on a cloud throne that appeared out of know where then she took out a list.

"Daniel Sole 22-years-old never had a girlfriend before no family alive never committed a crime beside piracy of watching anime on illegal website\'s you have had sex 25 times in your life time you worked in the military killing 12 people but we will scratch that because they were rapist and murderers themselves you were above the intelligence level of most people you loved playing video games and finally cause of death being shot in the head by a comrade."

Listening to what was said every god and goddess were shocked to there core a human who has never done wrong besides watch anime illegally.

"So what\'s my judgment do I go to heaven, hell or reincarnate?" Daniel asked with starry eyes while trembling in anticipation, how could he not. His whole life he has read Isekai novels and manga of his favorites like the beginning after the end, How a Realist Hero Rebuilt the Kingdom, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and much more.

"Well for a good soul like yours would be reincarnation" Violet spoke with a gentle expression noticing his happiness.

"Please reincarnate me in a magical world with hot elves also make me overpowered as hell like a unique blood line or infinite mana oh maybe system!"

"please calm down stop trying to grab my leg" Violet flew backwards avoiding being grabbed by Daniel.

Violet flew above the arena showing off her majestic white wings. Hovering in the air she faced the other gods and goddess\'s.

"Who will grant Daniel Sole there blessing?"

"Wait!" Daniel\'s voice echoed through out the arena getting the attention of everyone.

Violet and the rest of the gods and goddess\'s looked at him with confusion.

"I Daniel Sole can tell you now I will not be a bitch and waste your blessing\'s I will not be dense as a rock when it comes to females I will not hide my strength until the last second I will not be side tracked and help everybody that asks for help I will not be pushed around and be the nice guy all the time!"

The gods and goddess\'s looked at him with tears forming in there eyes like they\'ve been holding back for thousands of years.

"I will give you my system, last time I gave a mortal my system he just used it to become an goody to shoes who has females hanging around him who like\'s him romantically but he never notices it 43 years later he still hasn\'t noticed!" A giant man with long white hair cried.

"I will give you my system, last time I gave my system to a handsome man who doesn\'t reveal his strength and gets talked down on all the time and he doesn\'t do anything about his fiancé leaving him because he wouldn\'t care and just let himself be beaten up!" A woman with short blue hair cried.

Like a waterfall, thousands of gods and goddess\'s complained about the mortals who were given a system and powers beyond the human level and didn\'t use it even though they would be ridiculed, laughed at, shamed and many more reasons of why the hell are you not showing off yet and getting revenge or showing you are strong ect.

Soon after they stopped complaining and crying thousands of gods started speaking.

"I the god of strength will give you my system"

"I the god of life will give you my system"

"I the god of archery will give you my system"

"I the god of music will give you my system"

"I the god of cooking will give you my system"

"I the god of martial arts will give you my system"

"I the god of war will give you my system"

"I the god of beauty will give you my system"

"I the god of magic will give you my system"

Thousands of gods and goddesses gave him their system/power because of his mindset and how he would use their power like it should be used.

Daniel stood frozen in place filled with excitement, listening to all the gods and goddesses give him their system/power how could he not he was on cloud nine at the moment and of course, he will use their system/powers the right way they should be used!

After the thousands of gods and goddess\'s finished speaking Daniel heard a robotic female voice speak in his head.

[Hello host I am the supreme system made by all the gods and goddesses I hope we will get along!"

[This is going to be an amazing experience I hope we get along to Supreme system!] Daniel screamed excitedly in his head!


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