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[Host...]

"Yes..." Arius responded in his head with sweat running down his face.

[Have we been found out?]

"Wait, she might be a crazy mil-" Arius was about to finish his sentence until Eva\'s mother appeared in front of him with lighting speed kicking him in the stomach sending him flying into the wall-shaking the whole basement.

"Ara Ara what a naughty child we have here" Eva\'s mother showed a gentle smile while she walked over to Arius who looked up at her with genuine fear.

[Host, why are you scared?]

"Well, maybe because she is a sadist!" Arius screamed in his head. Back on Earth Arius mingled with many women but the ones he absolutely wouldn\'t go near were women who were Sadist and the reason being was one night at a nightclub he courted a young woman back to his room.

When he was waiting on the bed for her to finish with her shower she came out with a rope, cuffs, and collar and showed a disgusting smile. Seeing her walking toward him Arius\'s face went pale and he tried to leave but he was unfortunately raped that night... And the thing is Arius hated it he despised being treated like that in bed his pride was messed up.

After that night Arius sat on the bed for a couple of hours questioning himself if he should of brought another girl.

"Mother!" Eva pulled on her ripped purple dress trying to pull her back.

Eva\'s mother looked down at Eva. "Peanut what\'s wrong?"

"Don\'t hurt Arius!" Eva looked her mother in the eyes with a little killing intent.

Eva\'s mother wore a genuine confused expression. "Peanut I wasn\'t gonna kill him or hurt him he just needs punishment for calling mommy a forbidden word.

"No!" Eva stood in between Arius and her mother.

"Peanut move..." Eva\'s mother showed a gentle smile but behind that smile was an amusing expression finding this whole situation fun.

Arius stood up from the ground and wiped the dirt off his clothes and walked over to Eva and placed his hand on her golden silky hair. "It\'s fine Eva"

Eva glanced at Arius with worries filling her eyes. "But, but I don\'t want to see you get hurt"

Arius smiled showing his white teeth. "Don\'t worry she can\'t hu-"

BOOM!

Arius\'s body was pinned to the ground by Eva\'s mother who stood on top of him.

"How overpowered is this elf mil-!"Arius wanted to finish his sentence but was interrupted by the milf elf.

BOOM!

Eva\'s mother lifted her foot and then proceeded to kick him over and over.

While Arius was laying on the ground being kicked around like some small doll he glanced over at Eva who stood frozen in place his whole world was pure gray everything was frozen like time itself was stopped.

[Host we might be in trouble...]

"Huh, what happened?" Arius found himself not being kicked around anymore and stood up.

"Ara, so you must be the famous Arius who was sent to this world by Violet." Eva\'s mother sat on a throne made of wood, leaves, flowers, and water that hovered around the throne.

"Huh?" Arius\'s eyes snapped on the elf mother.

Eva\'s mother showed a smile. "Nice to meet you, my name is Juna Draper the goddess of nature and also Eva\'s mother, well half mother!

Arius stood there in silence trying to comprehend what was going on.

Juna showed a gentle smile seeing Arius being left speechless. She stood up from her throne and flashed over to Arius picking him up off the ground. "Are you gonna talk?" Juna asked.

Snapping out of his silence Arius began to speak. "I\'ll get straight to the point, why is the goddess of nature on a mortal planet?"

"Well, I have been alive for a long time... a long time, tens of thousands of years" Juna mumbled under her breath.

"Repeat that?" Arius asked not being able to hear her.

Juna shook her head left to right using her 5th amendment right not to speak instead changed what she was gonna say. "Nothing! The reason why I\'m here is that being in the heavenly realm gets boring all you do is manage worlds and do boring work, for example, I have to take care of the nature on thousands of worlds it gets boring so when you arrived you inspired many gods and goddesses to give you there systems/powers including myself.

When you reincarnated everyone was extremely bored and sad. We lost such an amusing person so a lot of us came down to this world for fun!" Juna raised her hand in happiness.

Arius felt like passing out just thinking of hundreds of gods and goddesses coming down to this world for \'fun\' like hello wouldn\'t that fuck up this world!

After a couple of minutes, Arius shook his head clearing out all this useless information said to him. "Got it, you\'re here because you were simply bored" Arius gave his thoughts to Juna.

Nod.

Nodding her head Juna let go of Arius and disappeared then reappeared on her throne. "You are correct!"

"So, are you Eva\'s mother?" Arius asked genuinely, wondering.

"Yes and no. First I wasn\'t impregnated, second I made Eva out of my rights of being a goddess simply making her a small demi-human out of my divine energy. But, don\'t get me wrong I love her, she is my daughter" Juna lifted her giant chest up which was easily an H-cup in pure pride.

"Ok that\'s good then why did you freeze time was it just to tell me this?" Arius asked, looking at Juna.

Juna shook her head left to right while waving her long snowy clean finger. "Nope, I\'m just a tiny bit annoyed with you and your \'friendly system\' calling me a sadistic elf milf!"

Arius felt sweat dripping off his forehead and decided to come up with another question before he would get \'punished\'. "Why did you allow yourself to be kidnapped?"

Juna put her hand in a thinking gesture. "Well, My daughter and I were getting food for the cats that came to our small village when we arrived at the holy kingdom\'s wall. A fatty told us he can sell us cat food so we went with him. I knew he was a bad person but was interested in what he was gonna do.

Turns out it was a trap and before I could attack my soul was forcefully removed from this world by Violet who had to talk with me after I was done talking with her I went back to this world and before I knew it I was locked in a small cage so I broke out and killed all the slave traders"

"Wow, you\'re pretty cool" Arius clapped his hands.

"Right right I am cool killing all those trash bastards who dare enslave innocents" Juna nodded her head agreeing with Arius not knowing he just wanted to delay being \'punished\'.

"Can you unfreeze the world? I need to say goodbye to the royal family before I leave to find a dragon to cure my mother\'s illness" Arius asked hoping she wouldn\'t \'punish him\'.

"Umu, I can but before that, I think someone deserves a spanking..."

Arius\'s face went pale showing terror in his eyes as Juna approached him with a wooden paddle dangling in her clean white hands.

"Fuck this is gonna hurt my butt..."