BXBX NOVEL Chapter 242: The Most Despicable Of Them All, Teemo!
Chapter 242: The Most Despicable Of Them All, Teemo!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Ugh...my stomach, it hurts...it hurts...referee...referee!” Wu Sen suddenly called out.
The referee furrowed his brows as he came over, asking, “What’s wrong?”
“My stomach really hurts, I can’t play...we’ll be subbing in a player.” Wu Sen said.
“Do you have a reserve?” The referee asked.
“Yes, we do. Yu Luocheng.”Lin Dong said, pointing to Luocheng.
“When you register, your reserve must be in the list.” The referee continued.
“Yes, he’s in the list. I wrote it in, you can go check.” Lin Dong replied.
“Alright, then let the reserve sit in and don’t waste anymore time. There are still a lot of matches to go.” The referee said as he gave his consent.
With that said, the referee went to verify their claims. It shouldn’t take too long.
Once the referee had left, Luocheng eyed Lin Dong and the others, asking, “When you guys filled up the form, you wrote my name down?”
“Of course. The coach, the leader, and even the reserve player is all your name!” Lin Dong said as he laughed.
“What the f*ck!”
Luocheng really had to hand it to them, he had fallen into their trap.
“Aih, this competition doesn’t really have much coverage. Just relax and play, and take it as a university competition.” Zhou Yan said.
“That’s right, looking at those disgusting faces of Team Galaxy, if we don’t let you loose on them, how could we be satisfied.”
To be honest, after being belittled and humiliated, Luocheng had really wanted to play the match and pummel them himself. There was no one who took the dignity of Team Skycrown more seriously than himself, and he couldn’t tolerate people who insulted Team Skycrown!
It would be a pleasure to torment this group of low-lifes.
As Luocheng sat in Wu Sen’s seat, it was obvious, he was going to turn on his b*tch mode!
The members of Team Skycrown were all familiar with Luocheng, the reason he was their captain was not only because he had ungodly abilities, but it was also because of his protectiveness in defending the team’s dignity and giving it as good as he got back to the opponents who insulted them.
When encountering injustice, belittlement, and ridicule, Luocheng would stand up against it without hesitation, using his unique b*tch mode to restore their pride and dignity as well as bite back at their opponents.
When this guy fights back, winning is never his objective. His aim would be to torment the opponent mentally, giving them hope and crushing it down ruthlessly. Even when they had fallen to the ground, he would give another kick to make sure they fell further.
I recall there being a similar story.
The girl asked the guy if he liked her, and the guy replied with no, he didn’t. Just as the girl was about to leave sadly, the guy asked, “Are you not going to ask if I love you?”
The girl startled, and burst into tears, her face full of happiness as she asked, “Do you love me?”
Then the guy replied calmly, “No, I don’t.”
A cruel twist of a knife, stabbed into your gut and wrenched out to let the blood gush out.
That’s right, that’s how Luocheng was when he entered his b*tch mode!
Therefore, when Team Skycrown encountered such cheap opponents, they felt like unleashing Luocheng upon them would be the only way they could get complete satisfaction!
Luocheng put up a fight against the four of them, but in the end, he obediently sat in the player seat. Everyone knew, he was already entering his b*tch mode!
And this was what everyone wanted to see!
***
Entering the banning phase, both lineups were quite normal. Even with the amount of insults and ridicule thrown, Team Galaxy still had some semblance of brains as they didn’t pick any unconventional champions.
Team Skycrown was also the same, no matter how annoyed or unhappy they were, they were well aware that they would lose everything if they lost. The winner would be the one standing and laughing after.
At last pick, it was Luocheng at 5L. Luocheng was Team Skycrown’s trump card, and this guy’s understanding of the Support role was completely different than others. He would always choose a Support champion according to the composition of the opponent’s team, maximising the value of a Support. This was why he always used different Support champions in games!
“Pick Blitzcrank and beat them up till they die!” Da Luo said to Luocheng.
“A champion with good harassing skills.” Zhou Yan said.
Luocheng was still contemplating which champion to use, their opponent picks were ordinary. He should pick a champion with a high win rate for this match, but the question was, was winning really his objective in this match?
No way!
From the time Luocheng had sat down in his seat, winning was the obvious outcome, but tormenting them, trampling on them, and devastating them, was his main objective.
Blitzcrank was considered to be one of the more well-known anti-fun champions, he would run forward and provoke his opponent, pretending to bend over in front of them to pick up the soap, and then suddenly turning around to Q subsequently dragging them in to beat them up.
But even that didn’t feel like it was enough.
Singed?
This champion was not really suitable to use as Support, but he was among the top in the list of anti-fun champions, and using him would definitely tilt his opponents.
So, would he pick Singed?
No, no. Among all the champions in League of Legends, Singed was not ranked first in being the most despicable!
There was one more champion!
Haha, that is you!
Ding!
The selection ping sounded suddenly, and the champion’s avatar in 5L appeared!
Team Skycrown had given Luocheng the freedom to pick whoever he wanted, they were confident that even if Luocheng picked something that couldn’t match with their combination, they could still make things work.
Also, even if they lost this match, it was just throwing away one win. As long as they won the later games, they would still be able to qualify into the winning group. Team Skycrown had that much level of confidence.
But just as Da Luo, Zhou Yan and Lin Dong were wondering what champion Luocheng would choose, he clicked on a champion that made all three pairs of eyes bulge out!
What in the world, as expected, their boss was their boss, even daring to f*cking pick this kind of champion!
At the same time, the six members of Team Scarlet who stood in the audience area were also rubbing their eyes in wonder.
Why, you ask?
It was because they wondered if their eyes were deceiving them!
This was an official competition, a professional competition. This was the straight wins group, not some game that you could simply play however you liked, could you please not do something so insane!
Teemo!
Teemo!!
Teemo!!!
Luocheng, this asshole chose the most despicable and anti-fun champion in the entire world of League of Legends—The Swift Scout, Teemo!
The champion that needed to die a few hundred thousand times a day, and still his corpse could fill up a circle around the world twice!
Luocheng, this was a professional game, could you be a little less deranged?
***
“What the f*ck, I swear if he locks in that champion, I’ll eat this keyboard!” Hedgehog exclaimed.
In normal games, the chances of a Teemo pick was high, but in competitions, its pick rate was completely nil. This champions was simply not suitable for playing in a professional game.
Hedgehog had to bite his tongue as the border of Teemo’s avatar beat once!
Locked in!
He really locked in!
The four members of Team Galaxy looked expectantly at Hedgehog.
Hedgehog’s face fell, he had just said that he would eat his keyboard.
Who the hell would do that!
Sigh, it’s not that you needed to eat the whole keyboard, just the QWER keys would do it too.
***
Of course Hedgehog wouldn’t eat his keyboard, this guy was just a mouth full of shit. But no matter how full of shit he was, he couldn’t change the fact that their opponent Support had picked Teemo!
“Looks like they know they’re going to lose this round, so they just simply picked their champions.” Lu Lian said as he smiled coldly.
“We’ve got to beat them until their mother can’t recognize their faces!”
“Just rekt them, no mercy!”
Team Galaxy was agitated by Luocheng’s Teemo pick. To be honest, to insult your opponent, no matter how nasty your words were, how hurtful to your pride, it was all far less effective than picking a Teemo in an official game.
As soon as Luocheng had decided on Teemo, Team Galaxy were immediately fuming in their seats!
Yes, yes...this was what Luocheng had wanted to achieve.
Wanting to repulse his opponents, Luocheng always had steps to follow. The first step was okay already, and the second step was to grow this Teemo fully in the game!
Did you know, the two champions—Master Yi and Teemo had hidden auras, on top of the normal four abilities and two Summoner Skills?
For Master Yi, he had an aura of terror.
For Teemo, he had an aura of dread!
There was a saying that there would always be a face that looked similar to yours among one hundred and eight faces, and that person was your destined partner.
In conclusion, among the one hundred and fifty champions, there would be one that your fate was tied with and your nature and attitudes would be similar.
That’s why, once Luocheng got into his bitch mode, there was only one champion in the whole of League of Legends that could be as satanic as him—Teemo!
***
Before entering Summoner’s Rift, Luocheng had bought the Cottontail Teemo skin which resembled a rabbit. Once they had bought their items, it was Luocheng leading at the front while the other four followed behind him.
To be honest, a group of beasts, a group of ruthless men, a group of beautifully fierce women, and an adorable rabbit Teemo was a weird combination to watch.
The members of Team Scarlet were fixed on the screen as they watched, their expressions still rigid. Locking in Teemo was one thing, but watching the rabbit skip on the screen of an official match was really something else entirely...
The match had yet to begin and already it gave off a feeling of extreme discomfort and pain to the people present!
Alright, putting on a rabbit skin on Teemo, his repulsive aura of dread felt like it covered the entire Summoner’s Rift, to the point that it overflowed from the computer screen and plunged deep into the hearts of the players and viewers in reality!
I can’t take it, I need to hurl...
That was what Team Scarlet was feeling on the inside!
***
The first skill that Luocheng added was not Q—Blinding Dart, but his W—Move Quick.
Not long after the match had started, you could see Luocheng’s Teemo darting in front of the team with smoke kicking up behind him, moving fast as he planted a crucial ward in the bush, and then running around the middle lane into the opponent’s jungle to gain vision!
In official matches, the Support was very careful when planting wards. Planting wards was like heading into a battlefield full of soldiers lying in wait for you, it was just that serious.
Looking at Teemo who swaggering and light heartedly planting the ward, Team Scarlet was rendered speechless once again as he just stood in the same brush and went invisible as soon as he was done. They couldn’t be sure if this guy was playing for real in a competition and wanting to win, or did he just come here to troll!
A serious, tense, and suspenseful game would be thrown in a whack because of Teemo’s hidden aura, Team Scarlet could just feel it!