BXBX NOVEL Chapter 246: Teemo’s Ulti, Global Taunt
Chapter 246: Teemo’s Ulti, Global Taunt
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Taking the Baron and immediately taking the Dragon after, pushing the minion wave, their gold income gap had increased to about three to four thousand.
Waiting for Luocheng’s Teemo to revive, they started to push the middle lane together.
At the inner part of the base under the turret, Luocheng’s Teemo stood nearby, a cute rabbit...Team Galaxy already had the most bloodthirsty killing intent aimed at him.
They were professional players who had taken champion in an internet cafe league, their laning was strong, coordination was smooth, and they had a good grasp of understanding in tactics. All of this was thrown into disarray by a damn Teemo so easily, digressing them into playing like little kids.
It felt like they couldn’t pull out any more strength, if you bothered about the Teemo, then you would lose the turrets and Dragon, if you didn’t bother about him, then your base would be taken down. It really, really, ignited your intent to kill him as fast as possible.
And now, this Teemo who was driving them crazy was daring enough to stand in front of them, using all types of insulting movements.
Come at me, come at me~
I’m begging for death, I’m right here~
Come kill me, you can’t kill me~
Even if Teemo didn’t say a word, those silent mocking movements and speeches were leaking out from Teemo’s eyes, rushing into their minds!
All types of profanities and vulgarities were spewed in the hearts of the members of Team Galaxy, making them anxious and impatient to rush in and kill him!
“F*cking hell, just waste him!” Hedgehog growled out, unable to contain the maddening anger inside.
That thing was standing in front of them, seeking to be rekt, just one rooting skill followed by another onslaught of skills and he’d be dead!
Root him!
Zyra’s eyes lit up, he was going to die!
The root duration was only 0.75 seconds, a very short period. Zyra was insistent on killing Teemo, so the second the roots caught a hold of him, she immediately activated her ulti!
She knew that Teemo didn’t have Flash, with such a combo of skills, he would surely die. His teammates also didn’t dare to come forward!
Everyone had the same thing on their minds, get rid of the Teemo who dared to stand so boldly in front!
All their firepower was thrown at Teemo, various lights and layers covered his small body!
“Holy shit, even Zyra’s ulti was used...” Huang Yu was stunned.
Can you imagine how much hatred was directed at Teemo for such a decisive teamfight to start all because of him!
“Ugh, I feel that Luocheng’s Teemo definitely wasn’t planting mushrooms, but doing a global taunt!” Xiao Dao was similarly stunned, his mouth wide open. Watching as Team Galaxy lost their minds, he quietly said.
Global taunt, everyone was affected!
Team Galaxy threw all their skills onto Teemo’s tiny person!
And Teemo couldn’t do anything during this time, except activate his Zhonya’s!
Ting!
The white fluffy Teemo suddenly became gold, turning into an unmoving shining statue.
All the skills thrown on him were useless, and all the AOE that was cast didn’t do any damage to him...
Seeing Teemo activate Zhonya’s in the midst of all their skills, Team Galaxy was dumbfounded.
This...this...
So many skill shots, and even Zyra’s ulti!
Why couldn’t this Teemo just die!
Again and again, Team Galaxy’s intelligence was insulted.
A Support building Zhonya’s, what kind of game were you playing!
***
Once all of their skills were thrown out including Zyra’s ulti, Team Skycrown rushed in to engage immediately!
Team Galaxy usually had the upper hand with their CC skills but it was all on cool down now, and the four champions who held the Baron buff rushed in immediately to beat them down to the ground with no mercy.
Two for four, and only the ADC of Team Galaxy managed to return to their fountain.
Team Skycrown smoothly demolished the inner base and they didn’t have any intentions to retreat, instead, waiting for the minion wave to reach them. Teemo was still alive despite all of that, and he started planting his minefield...
They had already taken down the middle lane inhibitor turret, and Luocheng, this little bitch, still decided to plant some mushrooms there.
When Team Galaxy resurrected, they immediately dashed out from the fountain. Luocheng activated Move Quick and ran behind some of the Super Minions.
The Jungler who had started the chase halted, helpless in his pursuit and could only turn tail back to the fountain, buying an Oracle’s Elixir to clear the mushrooms.
Just as Hedgehog neared a mushroom, his face twisted into an expression that was about to explode!
Teemo’s mushrooms were invisible, and when Luocheng was planting them, they thought he was just being the usual disgusting Teemo. They remembered that Teemo had come in a few times and was always planting mushrooms around this area...
However, it wasn’t until now that Hedgehog had Oracle’s Elixir that he noticed there were mushrooms on the left, right, top and bottom, writing out two very familiar words!
S!
B!
Can you imagine the feeling? After wrecking their base, and now suddenly finding out that Teemo’s mushrooms spelt out these two letters!
SB! SB! SB! 1
Your blood was already boiling and now that you’ve seen these words, the five members of Team Galaxy were frothing at their mouths and wanted to puke blood in anger!
Ugh, even if they lost this match, they needed to kill and slaughter that Teemo!
A professional player needed to be professional, they needed to learn to ignore these kind of things, be calm and collected, they needed to remember that winning was their objective, they needed to..to f*ck this shit, they needed to tear that Teemo to pieces!
***
Team Scarlet didn’t really want to watch the match anymore.
Was one Teemo so terrifying that it could turn an entire official professional match into a school playground for little kids who were out for blood?
Team Scarlet began to doubt their own professionalism.
But then again, Luocheng’s Teemo was the epitome of bitchy and petty!
He was such a high level bitch, he could kill, he could take the blame, and he could be disgusting.
He was bold, but he was bold with standards, always running deep into their base, and if you wanted to catch him, you needed at least two people.
He would always stand somewhere and stealth, hiding for half a year, and still, he could get the kills and many turrets.
His methods were obviously childish, but he had managed to completely destroy a team of professional players!
Even more terrifying was that he had previously placed the mushrooms in their base, even forming the two letters with them at the last minute! Team Scarlet honestly thought that Luocheng had placed the mushrooms simply according to his whims, to think that he had been sketching that out for so long, really, he took being bitchy and petty to a whole new level.
Alas, meeting such an opponent, you had to either throw in the towel in the beginning or ignore it. If you didn’t, the entire game would be just like watching your wife get f*cked and then getting f*cked yourself after that!
There was nothing else to say, nothing else to love, because you were just completely incompetent.
***
The game...
Finally, finally ended.
Team Galaxy hadn’t managed to kill Teemo until the end.
Team Galaxy never imagined that from the moment they had sat down to play against Team Skycrown, they would enter a hellish nightmare, and their minds were filled with Teemo’s taunting face!
Team Skycrown removed all their headphones.
Xiao Bei, Lin Dong, Zhou Yan and Da Luo already knew that once Luocheng entered his b*tch mode, he was outrageous. What they hadn’t expected was that he wouldn’t differentiate between friend and foe, and being his teammates, they had also suffered together.
However, when they stood up and saw the previous arrogance that Team Galaxy had had disappearing, they couldn’t help but feel satisfaction bursting inside them!
They could completely imagine their feelings throughout this match, how much suffering, torture, and how insane they were going until their faces became so twisted it couldn’t be reverted to normal.
“Uh...um, Team Skycrown’s win, you advance into the straight wins group.” The referee said, taking him a while to return to reality, hesitatingly stating the result of the match.
Team Galaxy had not been able to swallow the fact yet, the rage in their eyes clearly indicating that their anger was about to reach the level where they wanted to PK the real life player.
To be honest, Team Skycrown had never been afraid of that. With Zhou Yan’s large build, he just needed to stand on one side and it looked like he was a Renekton with an activated ulti coupled with a Sunfire Cape, Warmog’s Armor, and Randuin’s Omen!
When Team Galaxy looked at Zhou Yan, their anger evaporated. There was still the lingering expression that screamed, ‘Just you wait for death, I’m going to call more people!’.
“Team Galaxy enters the two wins group, their next opponent is Team Beijing!” The referee continued as he stood in between the two teams.
Team Galaxy’s eyes widened, staring at the referee.
“What, Team Beijing?” The members of Team Galaxy were all dumbfounded.
“Yes, is there a problem?”
As though everything was suddenly raining down on them, Team Galaxy finally woke up, although still dumbfounded.
If they had just lost this match and chalked it up to it being just a nightmare, then you had to understand, they had woken up from the nightmare just to be plunged into another nightmare!
Team Beijing, a top second tier professional team, and one of the strong contenders for the LPL.
Their team was strong, but no matter how strong they were, at most, they were on par with a third-tier team. That was a big gap compared to Team Beijing, and fighting against them was a confirmed lost match!
They lost one time to Team Skycrown here, and if they faced Team Beijing, it was basically a lost game. Consecutively losing two matches, they wouldn’t even be grouped into the subgroup!
You could basically say that they were already eliminated!
Eliminated!
They hadn’t even entered into the final week of the eliminations and they were already eliminated!
They were the champions of the National Internet Cafe League, if they couldn’t even qualify into the subgroups, it was an absolute disaster.
They shouldn’t have lost this match to Team Skycrown, they were unlucky to have met a strong team, and now, they would lose two matches consecutively and drop straight into the bottom!
Seeing Team Galaxy’s dumbfounded faces, Team Skycrown maintained a smile as they walked past them.
Arrogant, we’ll let you guys be arrogant.
Team Skycrown was in a good mood now, extraordinarily happy as they felt as if the flowers were in full bloom to celebrate this, the girls were beautiful, and they felt like they could eat a whole lot more tonight!
Getting into the three wins group, as long as they could win the next two games, they would be able to get out of the group and go directly into preseasons, getting the qualifiers to LPL!
Being able to enter the battlefield of LPL, everything about you would be exposed. Every match you ever played would be broadcasted, and if you performed well, you would attract sponsors to you like bees to honey!
Team Galaxy originally had a sponsor since they were the champions of the National Internet Cafe League. But if they couldn’t even have the chance to shine here, then you could basically kiss your sponsorships goodbye!
They had said that Team Skycrown was a trash team before this, and they were now halfway into the big battle. It wouldn’t be long before everyone in the LOL circle know about Team Skycrown, and slowly, their reputation would build up even higher, overshadowing their own Team Galaxy!
This was the most unacceptable thing to happen!