BXBX NOVEL Chapter 14: Winnie-The-Pooh?
Chapter 14: Winnie-The-Pooh?
He gently knocked on the blackboard and said calmly, "Come! Let\'s continue with the class!"
"This is how to solve this..."
The sweet and sour smell lingered in the classroom for a long time, but not long after, everyone\'s expressions began to change...
Li Muyan blushed, her fingers pinching her pen.
Her body sitting on the chair tilted quietly, not daring to use too much force that would be too loud!
As a qualified Little Fairy!
She absolutely could not leak!
How to fart and reduce the sound was a Little Fairy\'s compulsory course!
However, in the face of a menacing attack.
She didn\'t manage to control her strength properly...
A melodious and a "Sound of Nature" with a tone-changing tone came out!
It was a long and drawn-out sound!
It was like a suona being blown out...
The feeling of blowing it from the highest pitch to the lowest pitch!
Jiangnan, "..."
Little fairy, don\'t force your biceps anymore, okay?
It would be too difficult!
Release it to your heart\'s content!
Let me tell you! What you were doing was not good for your health!
Many people at the side looked at Li Muyan. Some of the male students were biting their lips so hard they bled. The atmosphere in the class was awkward.
"Crack!"
This girl had even crushed the ballpoint pen!
But this was only the beginning!
Someone coughed!
A loud "bang accompanied the sound of coughing!"
Some people flipped through books and drank water along with a "poof!" and "Bang!" sound...
The entire class suddenly became lively. There were all kinds of sounds of flipping books, the sound of water bottles being pinched, and the sound of tables and chairs being moved.
As a result, a new band began to play!
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Pa!"
...
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
"Puff!"
"Puff!"
"Bu~"
...
"Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff! bu~!"
Some cute female students were embarrassed, and they kept breathing in, trying to save the disaster they caused!
"Are you serious? I can\'t take it anymore! I give up!"
Jiangnan couldn\'t hold back his laughter and even slapped the table with his palm, trying to play the rhythm for them!
The students were dumbfounded when they saw Jiangnan slam the table to play the accompaniment!
Do you need to be so 6?
But there was a big problem.
The smell in the classroom was getting more and more colorful.
It even stung his eyes.
Finally, a classmate couldn\'t help but wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes and say, "Classmates, are you feeling hot? Let\'s open the window!"
"Hurry up and open it! It\'s too hot today!"
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
"Open it all!"
"You\'re quick-witted, you little schemer!"
As soon as the classroom windows opened, the air was much better.
However, the old man who was sweeping the floor outside the classroom looked up and saw a white smoke that could be seen with the naked eye floating out of the classroom.
The cool breeze blew over!
The old man: "Holy sh*t! Σ_(???」∠) Vomit..."
"What the f*ck is this smell!"
...
If it were one or two people, it wouldn\'t be a problem, but if this happened in the whole class...
Everyone\'s eyes fell on Jiangnan in an instant!
They had all eaten soybeans just now!
And this was the result...
But it was Jiangnan who cried and shouted to eat soybeans earlier...
Moreover, soybeans did really have the effect of detoxification!
But they were so embarrassed to say anything about him.
The result was that Jiangnan\'s list of resentment value crazily refreshed.
[From Li Xiang\'s resentment value + 999!]
[From Li Muyan\'s Resentment Points + 999!]
...
A row of 999 crazily refreshed. Not only were there students from their classes, but there were also students from other classes!
One had to know that all the teachers and students of the school ate the poisonous soybeans!
The situation of the other classes was no better than here.
Jiangnan was already crazy with joy!
This was not gloating!
He had helped them detoxify the poison, and he had done a good deed!
Mm, good news!
Li Xiang\'s face darkened, "Teacher, I need to go to the toilet!"
He had been grateful to Jiangnan just now, but what happened?
Nothing good would happen to him!
The teacher looked at Jiangnan with resentment, "Go, go!"
"Teacher! I want to go too!"
"Me too!"
"En... all of you go. I\'ll go too. Students were doing a self-study today!"
As soon as the teacher left, the entire class exploded!
The students rushed to the toilet like tigers, wolves, ghosts...
In the blink of an eye, Jiangnan was the only one left in the classroom.
He rubbed his chin in deep thought.
"Hmm... It seems that there are still side effects to this Detoxification Small Soybeans!"
"The effect is to detoxify. The side effect is diarrhea, right?"
After detoxifying the poison, the poison would naturally have to be expelled, right?
There was nothing wrong with thinking this way!
However, the momentum was a bit too fierce.
Now, the whole campus was in chaos. Jiangnan swore that he was too kind!
He patted his little heart with lingering fear!
"Fortunately, I didn\'t eat it! If I did..."
"Er..."
Jiangnan felt a burst of discomfort in his stomach, and his whole body felt weak.
Only then did he remember that he had also eaten two big bowls of beans in the afternoon...
Jiangnan, "..."
He took out a small soybean and hesitated for a long time.
He still chewed it and swallowed it!
Then, there was a look of despair on his face!
The taste of chicken didn\'t come out...
Heaven was fair and equal to everything!
It would never spare anyone, even him.
Retribution comes too quickly, like a tornado.
Jiangnan got up and walked to the toilet with a dark face.
The whole corridor was filled with a strange smell.
In the corridor.
A young lady dressed in a miniskirt with long hair that reached her waist walked gracefully.
In the end, she clamped her legs together.
The miniskirt floated up slightly, and even her long hair rippled along with it...
"Eh? Winnie-the-pooh?"
The little sister turned around and glared at Jiangnan, then quickly ran away.
Sure enough!
Fairy sisters can also leak...
Wait until my long hair reaches my waist!
My hair was fluttering in the wind?
Hmm...
Jiangnan didn\'t expect that he could recite poetry.
He had just arrived at the toilet.
The surging human head and the roar that came from inside made Jiangnan dumbfounded!
The toilet was squeezed to the point of bursting!
It took him a long time to squeeze in.
The scene in front of him shocked Jiangnan\'s worldview!
The pit was full!
But how could this be a problem for these geniuses?
Nothing was impossible!
There was a group of people squatting in a row in a urinal!
Half-squat!
This posture was simply against a human!
Each and every one of their expressions were soul-extinguishing.
"Damn it? This is also possible?"
Jiangnan was stunned!
"Why can\'t it? Can a living person be suffocated to death by shit? It\'s fine; it\'s thin! I can rush it!"
Was this problem of being able to rush?
"Hurry up! Hurry up!"
Someone was so anxious that he could only stamp his feet and slam the door.
Inside!
"Brother, what are you so anxious for! It\'s not over yet!"
The brother at the back of the line had an indifferent expression on his face. He smiled and said, "Don\'t panic!"
A student with a red face asked curiously, "What? Aren\'t you in a hurry?"
The man said indifferently, "I thought it was a fart just now! In the end, it wasn\'t..."
As soon as he said this, the people around him were instantly one meter away from him!
"I\'m finished! What about you guys?"
Jiangnan covered his face!
As expected, you must not believe in any kind of fart!
Because...
It was very likely that it was lying to you!