Chapter 298 One Crazy Collision
Lenny waved his hands, and two Katana swords appeared.
He stepped forward.
It was only a step, but the moment he took it, a little BOOM could be heard that pulled all attention to him.
The earth beneath his feet carved into the ground, forming a web of cracked earth with him in the center.
All the vehicles around him seemed to shift slightly to the side, as if trying to give way to the storm he was soon to bring.
And then white flames rushed about his body.
Its intensity was so high that the road underneath his feet melted slightly.
Even the vehicles on either side slowly started to melt as their windows burst as a result of the sudden, intense hit.
Even Washboard and his men, who were watching, had to back off.
It was as if a volcano about to erupt had suddenly made an appearance, spreading the harsh kiss of its heat to all around it.
Things had progressed thus far; there was no need for him to continue wearing the face he did.
Bear\'s face slowly burned off, as did other skin parts that Lenny had used.
The jacket Lenny had on also burned off, leaving him only with his pants.
This was intentional. He was about to engage in a fight. He did not want to be restrained.
Even his eyes resumed their bright blue color.
"Father, who...who is that?" Nicky asked in a daze as she stared at his back.
Scarface took in deep breaths, and then he sighed.
"Didn\'t you hear? That is Lenny Tales!"
The Witches were instantly drawn to Lenny.
"Sister, it seems like our meal has arrived." Baddieness commented.
However, she suddenly noticed that something was wrong.
Her compound eyes looked above, only for her to see goodness, a shade of red, and her fingers already tracing her body exotically.
"What are you doing?"
"He...he is so... so HOT!"
"Yes, I can see that!"
Baddieness immediately changed form into a giant monkey.
She suddenly grabbed Goodness like she was a Banana.
"What are you doing, sister!?" Goodness asked in a fluster.
"Don\'t worry, you\'ll see!"
With a sudden pull back, she threw Goodness in the air like a stone, leaving a slingshot right for Lenny.
"You go first, Sister!" Baddieness commented at the throw.
The sudden turn of events had surprised Goodness, but she was neither weak nor inexperienced.
Lenny saw this.
He too made his own move, as his blades were placed before his face.
*Boom*
The earth formed a small trench behind him as he also launched at Goodness like a bullet released with force for a kill.
The recoil of this movement shook the earth, and the people behind were blasted back.
Washboard could not believe what he was seeing.
Cold sweat instantly stained his back.
The thought that he had remotely threatened Lenny when they arrived made him feel like he had offended Lady Death herself.
Such speed and explosive strength were proof that Lenny was a beast on his own.
Lenny did not hold back.
His blades waved in a circular motion as he tore through the natural obstruction that was the atmosphere with his projected force.
This action ensured that he drilled through the sky like a spinning jet.
The two projectiles aimed for one another like an archer aiming for the Bullseye.
In midair, Goodness\'s arms and head suddenly became big, broad, long swords as negative Magic suddenly snaked about her body like the roots of a tree.
However, Lenny did not stop the force with which he moved.
*GANG!*
Their collision was like the ring of a giant bell.
The waves that were produced from the collision outright destroyed the buildings around them, and even the ground underneath caved beneath them.
Those that watched the collision did not know whether it was the blades that met or the bodies, but what was clear was that no person should survive such a hit.
In fact, no one should be able to produce such a hit.
Not even a bus could do that.
Those who watched had to protect both their eyes and their ears.
Some who were too close to the impact had their eardrums blown out and even their bones broken by the sound waves.
For a few seconds, the result of this collision nearly brought out sparks of light.
However, almost as quickly as they hit each other, they recoiled back.
Lenny slammed into the side of a truck, carving it in like it was a bowl.
Goodness was also slammed backwards.
However, she was slammed through the first house, then the second, and only stopped at the third.
This hit had done significant damage to both parties.
However, Goodness immediately stood to her feet.
Lenny, from where he was, could see her clearly.
She suddenly stood to her feet, even though she looked like mashed potatoes.
Yes, in this collision, Lenny had won the test of strength, but that did not mean that he had won the fight.
Goodness\'s right shoulder was dislocated so far back and twisted that it looked like a noodle caught in a fork.
Her head looked like it had been placed under a car\'s tire, with an eye leaking out of her eye socket like that stubborn drop of milk that wouldn\'t fall when the milk carton was turned upside down.
Her chest and upper body were carved so badly that her intestines leaked out of her body.
Her legs were also deformed and broken, and even her lush thighs had her bones sticking out of them.
However, not even a drop of blood fell from her body.
Lenny watched from the distance as Negative magic about her body seemed to sew her mauled body inch by inch back into place.
"What in the fucking Hell is that?"
(Author\'s note: We made it to 300 golden tickets last month. Thank you all for your support. (Let\'s push it even further this month, and I promise not to disappoint you guys.)