Chapter 479
“Wh-where was I?” I murmured, suddenly waking up.
I was sitting in a chair, and the escort named Carl was using some pungent thing he was waving under my nose to wake me up. It worked, and also burned a little. I waved my hands trying to get it out of my way.
“You were in a place of dreams, my friend,” Carl said, patting my shoulder.
“What, are we getting along now?”
He blushed. “Ah… well… before, I had my doubts about your dedication. However, after seeing you plunge headfirst into those big things and motorboat the Archbishop, I know you’re truly my brother. To think, you’re so pious as to plunge so deep she couldn’t even get your head out. You risked death and asphyxiation to properly give them the attention they deserve! Ah… I’ve dreamed of being able to do as such, but every time I’ve tired-“
A book suddenly struck him in the back of the head. He coughed up blood, but then wiped his mouth, grinned, and gave me a thumbs up. I couldn’t even respond. Instead, I glanced up from the chair to see the Archbishop sitting back in her chair on the other side of the desk. Her expression gave nothing away as to her displeasure over the events.
“Are breasts really that amazing?” Shao asked doubtfully, looking down at her own chest.
At best, she’d be considered of average size. She was larger than Miki but smaller than Lydia. Celeste had the largest breasts, although it was often hard to recognize that when she was in her fairy form.
“Miss…” Carl’s expression suddenly turned serious. “Breast provide necessary nourishment to babies. You don’t hate babies, do you?”
“N-no!” She said with a gasp.
“Then, there you go.” He nodded firmly, and then glanced at her chest. “Yours is acceptable. Many women have average breasts. Do not be ashamed of them.”
“I-I don’t know if I should thank you or hit you…” She responded, her mouth twitching.
“No, thank you is necessary. Just please, respect your chest, and find a man who takes care of them every day.” He said, grabbing her hands and looking deeply into her eyes.
“I-I… I’m the demon lord who attacked the city!” She declared.
“Shao!” I cried out.
“I panicked!” She responded tearfully.
“No matter!” He snorted, “Since you have tits, then you take after the Mother. A woman with tits can’t be an evil woman…”
Shao looked pleadingly at me for an escape, but I couldn’t deal with the guy either. Fortunately, Mary took care of it with another book. It was a big one this time, and Carl didn’t get back up.
“Then… since that’s done. What say you?” Mary sighed.
“I’m still not completely certain what you want me to do.”
“I would like you to visit the other sect, and try to form a rapport with them. I hope you can become an inspiration for both sects. You can be a unifying factor. The hero of Aberis, lover of women of all sizes! You don’t have to do anything immediately, but please try to contact the other sects and get in good with them, as you have with my own.”
“Aren’t most people like Carl? They hate um…” I distinctly made sure not to look at Terra or Miki at this moment.
“Some are still stuck in their own ways. However, if you’re seen in the Capitol with more big breasted women, then they will come to accept you.”
“Like you?”
“Oh, my… you really are naughty.” She blushed and held her cheeks, “I was actually thinking that big-breasted elf girl. However, if there is ever an event and you need a well-endowed woman on your arm, I might not say no.”
“Ah… okay…” I was making sure not to look at any of the girls behind me anymore. “There is one more thing I needed to address with you before I agreed to anything. That is… why did you take Carmine!”