Chapter 201: You Kissed Me First
“Sit tight and wait for me to call you to eat. Don’t go wandering around; if you break something, you won’t be able to afford it.”
“Oh.”
Xu Chaomu responded, a naughty smile on her face.
Her eyes shifted slyly, she deliberately pushed a cup on the coffee table, and with a “clang,” the cup fell to the ground and shattered.
“Shen Chi, what should we do, it’s broken.”
Shen Chi was both amused and exasperated. How did he end up raising such a rascal?
Indeed, raising her was the most unprofitable thing he had done in his life.
“What do you think we should do?” Shen Chi bent down, intentionally looking at her face.
“It doesn’t seem like there’s much we can do, how about I piece it back together?” Xu Chaomu said with innocent, wide eyes, shrugging her shoulders.
“You need to compensate.”
“But I really can’t afford it, Shen Chi. How about this, let’s keep it on credit for now, and we’ll settle it all together next time.”
“I don’t like people owing me.”
After saying that, he lowered his head, held her shoulders, and kissed her forehead.
A light, pure kiss, without any impurities, simply beautiful.
“Mm, settled.” He smiled triumphantly.
Xu Chaomu was stunned. Had she been tricked again?
The next second, she exploded.
“Shen Chi, have you no shame? Why the hell did you kiss me, you bastard.”
Xu Chaomu desperately backed away, grabbing a throw pillow from the couch and hurling it at him.
“Shameless! Rogue! Pervert! Beast!”
She threw one after another.
Shen Chi, helpless, caught the throw pillows she tossed at him, and with an innocent expression protested, “It was you who broke the cup first.”
“That is a completely separate issue, okay?! Are you still drunk? You should be kissing Miss Bai, not me!” Xu Chaomu was furious.
“Mumu, you know I never like to make a losing deal. You were the one who kissed me first. Have you forgotten?”
Shen Chi had an expression of feigned nonchalance, his dark sparkly eyes staring straight at Xu Chaomu, even his tone was cheeky.
The smile on his face was cunning no matter how you looked at it.
“Drunk actions don’t count. That day I was just too drunk, if I were sober, I definitely wouldn’t have kissed you. I know you are getting married, I won’t ruin your marriage.”
Xu Chaomu earnestly spoke these words to him.
Shen Chi’s expression changed, but within a few seconds returned to normal.
“No problem, I give you permission to ruin it.”
After speaking, he bent down, gently placed the throw pillow down, his whole being radiating an air of elegant composure.
“Shen Chi, are all you men like this? Always wanting to have both what’s in your bowl and what’s in the pot, only feeling content with a girl on each arm? Lousy character, morally bankrupt!”
“Am I really worth so little in your eyes? No problem, I can be even worse, even more despicable.”
With those words, he bent down and circled Xu Chaomu on the couch, lowering his head.
His face was about to touch hers, his hot breath caressing her face.
Xu Chaomu’s face turned red, she gritted her teeth, and swung her fist at him.
She aimed a punch at his handsome face, to see if he would ever dare to show his face in public again.
But Shen Chi, true to his black belt in Tae Kwon Do, reacted swiftly, catching her fist in his hand.
“Denying you’re a wildcat? What kind of girl is as wild as you?”
He wore an expression of helplessness.
He held her hand, patted her cheek: “Sit still; don’t move around.”
Xu Chaomu was gritting her teeth: “Aren’t you afraid I’ll call Miss Bai?”
“You wouldn’t dare.”
Shen Chi snorted coldly and dropped two words before heading upstairs.
Not long after, he threw a dreadfully ugly doll pillow down to her from upstairs.
“Your daughter, hold onto her, don’t lose her.”
Xu Chaomu reached out to catch it, and it turned out to be that doll, which she always thought he had thrown away since she had never seen it in his car afterward.
“Didn’t you find it ugly? If it’s so ugly, why keep it?” Xu Chaomu clamored.
“At least it was bought with money,” Shen Chi retorted disdainfully.
This doll was really ugly, not just ugly, but stupidly cute as well.
Just like Xu Chaomu.
Seeing this doll, Xu Chaomu felt joyful inside and kept combing its little braids over and over.
The doll had a faint scent of lavender, quite pleasant and refreshing to the heart.
Actually, it wasn’t ugly at all; it was just Shen Chi’s sense of aesthetics that had always been problematic.
Embracing the doll, Xu Chaomu mumbled to herself, “Let’s not bother with that bastard. In his eyes, only those with big chests are pretty. His taste is so vulgar.”
Shen Chi frowned, “What are you muttering about?”
“Nothing.” Xu Chaomu pouted.
Shen Chi ignored her and went straight into the kitchen.
Today, it was just the two of them here.
He planned to cook for her himself since today was the first day they had gotten their marriage certificate.
Night fell quickly, and Xu Chaomu, bored, flipped through a magazine for a while, watched TV for a bit, but still felt bored, so she wandered around the villa.
This place was really nice, much better than the Shen Family home.
She walked back and forth in the living room with her hands behind her back, looking up at the chandelier, the wallpaper, the hanging paintings.
Although she couldn’t distinguish whether the paintings hanging on the wall were by Van Gogh or Picasso, she knew these things must be very valuable.
If she sneaked off with one to sell, it would be enough for her to live on for several lifetimes, tsk tsk.
The vase on the shelf was particularly exquisite too, containing a few stalks of roses and baby’s breath, vibrant and quite a sight to behold.
As soon as she lowered her head, she could smell the fresh scent of the roses.
She happily stroked the petals of the roses with her hands, falling in love with them every time she looked.
But this man’s taste was really unique, keeping roses at home for no reason.
Shen Chi was in the kitchen, having changed into a simple grey sweater, now wearing an apron and frowning as he studied the cookbook.
He knew everything she liked to eat.
As Xu Chaomu wandered, she found herself in the kitchen.
The kitchen decor was also exceptionally elegant, with fresh floral designs on the white tiles that were very soothing to the eye.
“Yo, who would have thought that Shen Chi, the big CEO who has everything handed to him, could cook,” Xu Chaomu taunted with a snort.
“It’s you who has everything handed to you,” Shen Chi replied without even looking up, continuing to chop vegetables.
Xu Chaomu pursed her lips; she knew that a dog couldn’t spit out ivory.
“Fourth brother, should I call your sister-in-law over? Otherwise, you’re wasting so much food making this big table of dishes,” she suggested.
“Shut up!”
“Can’t you speak nicely? Nasty temper, you should really work on that, or your future kid is definitely going to be a little brat! Don’t you know that stuff like heredity is really powerful?”
“No problem,” Shen Chi stopped his actions and turned to look at her with a leisurely smile, “As long as my son is good-looking, there will be plenty of girls flinging themselves at him. Hmm, just like you.”
“Pshaw, shameless. Listen here, Shen Chi, I’ve long since stopped liking you, so don’t flatter yourself.”
“Hmm, I heard you.”
The man continued chopping vegetables, unfazed.
“What kind of reaction is that? I’m serious, I’m not joking with you.”
“Hmm.”
“Damn it!” Xu Chaomu fumed.