Esper Harem in the Apocalypse

I wanted to be like you. My one and only dream was to marry someone who loved me like you loved Elena, and then start a family with him. I always thought that would be you and we would live happily ever after.

However, you dropped the harem bomb on me via Angelica. I was shocked, but I wasn\'t disappointed. Deep down, I guess I knew it would turn out like this. After all, if you didn\'t have a harem, we wouldn\'t be having any relationship, and you would only be with Elena."

"So my point for telling you my sex life with Angelica was to prove that that was not part of the prank. Please don\'t be angry."

"Even if that wasn\'t part of your prank, having sex with…" Rebecca looked at Angelica and said, "With Angelica in my house is… you have some guts to do that. Just so you know, I don\'t think it\'s normal for a son to have sex with a girl when his parents are home.

Even if you were married, I would feel pretty awkward if you had sex with her in the bathroom while I was watching television in the living room or making food in the kitchen. I am sure you would… well, I am sure a son would also find it awkward if his parents are having sex in the bedroom while he is watching television in the living room.

I don\'t know…" Rebecca raised her lips and asked, "Am I making it more awkward than it should be?"

Angelica stepped forward and stood in front of Rebecca.

"What…?" Rebecca asked.

"Now I know where Rudy\'s habit of overthinking everything comes from."

Rudy pinched Angelica on the back and violently whispered, "Why are you trying to make this worse?!"

"I am not. She feels awkward if someone is having sex in the bathroom when she is in the living room." She placed her hand on her chest and continued, "Listen, I have no memories, so I have no moral integrity to say what is right or what is wrong.

Had Rudy told me that murder is okay, I might be going out every night and killing everyone I saw. That\'s how I am. The best thing I learned from Rudy is sex. And sex is great. I am sure you know it better than anyone."

"Why… would I know that?" Rebecca asked with a puzzled look on her face.

"Huh?"

"Because you are Rudy\'s mother, and you wouldn\'t have given birth to him without having sex?" Angelica turned to Rudy and asked, "She gave birth to you without having sex?"

"Did you miss the part when I mentioned that she isn\'t my biological mother?" Rudy asked as his eyes twitched.

"When did you mention that? It\'s my first time hearing this! And what the actual fuck?! If you two aren\'t related, then what are you waiting for? Just have sex already and be done with it. Seriously, she is an adult and can\'t get her shit together."

"We have our reasons," Rebecca responded.

She couldn\'t tell Angelica the truth as she would have to include details about the past which could trigger Angelica\'s forgotten memories. And Rudy didn\'t respond as he could never lie to her.

"Whatever." Angelica rolled her eyes. "Back to the topic, how do you think couples have kids once they already have one or two kids?"

"If the firstborn is three years old and the parents are making a new one, I don\'t think it matters as the kid doesn\'t know or understand anything."

"That\'s exactly my point. If Rudy and I are having sex in the bathroom, you won\'t know it. So why does it matter so much to you?" Angelica raised her brow and said, "Just admit that you are jealous."

"Wha—no! I am not jealous!"

Rudy facepalmed himself and muttered, "Why are we even having this conversation? What\'s this— a family drama?\'

\'How did it come to this? Two sisters are fighting, and neither of them is talking about the main topic anymore.\'

"Mom, Lucy has reached around the block and will be here in a minute or two. Let\'s finish this, Angelica return to my body. I just wanted to say that I would never pull a prank that could make me feel bad or guilty, which would obviously feel bad to you, too," Rudy stated in a calm voice.

"We aren\'t done talking yet, but I guess we will continue at some other time. For now, no sex in the house. Sex is banned in this house."

"Hey, that\'s not fair! You are misusing your power and authority! This is cheating!" Angelica hissed at Rebecca and turned to Rudy. "Are you going to stand there and let her do whatever she wants?

Is this what the wives always complain about their in-laws? I thought that only happened in shows and movies, but now I am sure that they were inspired by the real-life events of literally every married couple."

"Don\'t get me wrong, you two can still have sex in the house if you want. But now I find that despicable. I am not stopping you from having sex, but I don\'t want you to do it," Rebecca explained herself.

"That\'s manipulation! And you were blaming Rudy for being manipulative. You should look in the mirror! Will you keep doing this even after the other harem members come and live together under one roof? Just because Rudy wouldn\'t say anything doesn\'t mean he is okay with it. So don\'t try to make rules which only benefit you."

"You are the same! You have always been manipulative! You would—" Rebecca suddenly stopped when she realized she ended up saying something she shouldn\'t have."

"Lucy is here," Rudy quipped, hoping her arrival would stop the two sisters from fighting.