Esper Harem in the Apocalypse

"That\'s right," Lilim nodded and seconded Ruby.

"But that doesn\'t happen in the movies…" Jane muttered.

"Didn\'t Rudy specifically tell you that not everything in the movies is true?" Rias groaned.

"Let\'s ask the internet if what the spirit says is really true."

Jane grabbed her phone and searched, \'Can males die after excessive masturbating?\'

"What does it say?" they asked curiously.

"Some say yes and others no. They said that some males died after masturbating over fifty times a day, but that\'s an unreal number."

\'Not for Rudy…\' They thought.

"However, Rudy told me that not everything on the internet is true, so we shouldn\'t fully trust it."

"So how do we know if it\'s true or not?"

"The best answer is to ask someone who has already experienced that."

"...."

"Isn\'t that what the spirit told us? It died because of it."

"But we don\'t know if it\'s telling the truth or lying to us."

\'....\'

Rudy facepalmed himself and thought, \'Why did I expect them to react in a funny way? Just a while ago, they were scared to sit in the room because of the spirit, and now they are casually discussing something.

I swear, I don\'t think they can survive in an apocalypse where they fall on us. They would still be worried about silly things. Then again, it\'s my fault for trying to prank them. Let\'s get this over with.\'

Rudy changed his size to normal and walked up to the girls.

"What\'s going on?" he asked.

The girls turned to Rudy with varied expressions on their faces.

"Is it true that males can die because of—"

"I don\'t belong in that category."

"Which category? Male?" Ruby remarked.

Rudy\'s face twitched in anger as he hated that remark.

"I am talking about masturbating. I don\'t do that. And do you truly believe that something so silly can kill me?"

Maria grabbed Rudy\'s arm and pointed her finger at the ouija board.

"They played this game!"

"Ignore it. It\'s fake. You can\'t summon a ghost like that. And if there was truly a ghost in this room, it would have already started its work. They won\'t wait to play this stupid game with you."

"But it moved!"

"It was me."

"Huh?"

"I was moving it. Now grab your things and get ready."

The girls had so many questions they wanted to ask, but Rudy was in a hurry and he didn\'t want to waste a single second doing something useless.

"The castle is ready. I am sending Rias, Maria, Ruby, Angelica, Lilim, and Vriti. Lu Bela will take care of everything."

"Wait, how come I don\'t get to go there?"

\'Because Rias wants to work on her plan. But I don\'t have time to think of an excuse and answer her questions, so I will let Rias handle the mess.\'

"You can go too." Rudy turned to Vriti and said, "You too."

"What about the other stuff? The beds, televisions, headphones, air conditioners, and—"

"Just get the damn headphones. Everything else is already there."

Rudy teleported everyone to the fountain where Lu Bela and Kim were waiting with the UnderBlades.

"Okay, here are some instructions you girls have to follow to avoid fighting." Rudy climbed on the fountain ledge and announced the instructions:

"The vampires will get the rooms in the inner area where the sunlight is the weakest. You can select any room you want, but know that it won\'t be changed once you have chosen one.

One girl can take one room, no room sharing anymore. You can inform Lu Bela and Kim about the rooms and how you want to decorate it. They will get it ready in a few minutes."

"Hours… actually…" Lu Bela quipped.

"I don\'t want to list more instructions. You all are mature… sometimes… so use your brain and don\'t do something you shouldn\'t do."

Angelica raised her hand and inquired, "What if two girls like the same room. Who should get it?"

"First come first serve basis. The girl who enters the room and declares that she wants that room, she shall have it. And come on, there are thousands of rooms in the castle. Why would you even fight over for the same room?"

He suppressed his groan.

"Is there anything else you forgot to tell us?" Rias asked with a knowing look on her face.

\'She seems pissed off. And of course, I know why. I messed with her revenge plan.\'

"Well, there are other things, but I don\'t find them necessary and important enough to tell you right now. We will have a house meeting once I return in the morning."

"Where are you going?" Lilim stepped forward. She squirmed a little and muttered, "I was thinking maybe… you would give us a tour of the castle and the surrounding area…"

"I haven\'t stepped foot in the castle either," he sighed. "I have no idea how it looks from the inside."

"Wait… you spent billions to buy this castle and you don\'t even know what it looks like?" Kim raised her brows with a baffled look on her face.

"When I bought it, it was bathing under the sea. I was waiting for it to dry and wear some clothes before seeing it."

Rudy\'s had forgotten to butter his sarcasm.

"Okay, I\'m leaving now. If I learn that any of you disobeyed my simple and easy instructions, they will face punishment."

Rudy teleported to his house and wore new clothes. He hummed a song while combing his hair and sprayed some perfume.

He was excited for the promised date with Elena.

"Let me call Elena and ask her the details. Are we meeting somewhere directly or either of us is going to pick up. I don\'t mind it either way, but I am going on a date with her after eighteen long years. It might not be something new for me, but it\'s special for her."