一路向西 粤语

Chapter 1014: The Sudden Entrance of a Group of Cats

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

When Zhang Zian hung up the phone, he did not know whether to laugh or cry, Ke Shaohui wanted him to convince everyone to leave the place, but he had already tried, and everyone just ignored him.

Those people that have not learned about the relevant knowledge would have a hard time imagining that the whale’s body would explode, and science popularization has a long way to go.

In the final analysis, whether the relevant departments of the coastal city or the people of the coastal city have no psychological preparation for the arrival of whales. After some time, people would become accustomed to the existence of whales, so that people would not be so interested in a dead whale stranded on the shore and gather around it.

But what could he do now?

He started to feel troubled by seeing the increasing audience and the whale’s corpse.

He turned his head and saw that Vladimir was still strolling around the surroundings, and waved his hand to call it over.

“Vladimir, come over for a while.”

“What is it?” It jogged over.

Zhang Zian saw that there was no one watching him around, and asked in a low voice, “Do you have any of your... Meow Meow Branch Organization nearby?”

Vladimir’s eyeballs turned, and vaguely answered, “I think there are.”

“If there Is, then can you ask them if they can come over to help,” he pointed at the audience surrounding the whale, “Chase these people who are so bored their balls are hurting away from here.”

Instead of agreeing rashly, Vladimir asked, “How can we get rid of them? If we use scratches, scratches, and bites, will we have a worse impression of stray cats? Class contradictions will deepen further... Although it’s already very deep now.”

“There’s no need to be so violent, you just need to do ask them to do this,” Zhang Zian explained what he was thinking.

When Vladimir heard this, he squinted his eyes and said with a smirk, “It is reasonable to say that the struggle is not a dinner party, an essay, a painting, and embroidery, and one cannot be so gentle and frugal, but it should also pay attention to tactics and methods, preserve our vital strength to the maximum extent, and make no meaningless sacrifices... I think it’s quite interesting for you to do this, so I’ll do it.”

After saying that, it hurriedly ran off, jumping around and entering the grass, disappearing.

Zhang Zian could only wait now, there was no need for him to waste his effort on talking anymore.

It could have been a few minutes later when the grass on the roadside suddenly shook a few times, and an orange cat with an ugly face rushed out like a tank opening up the road, followed by various kinds of stray cats, which were black, white, grey and miscellaneous colors, dazzling to see, and if he roughly counted, the number was at least twenty or thirty.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Zian was shocked, there were so many stray cats just nearby? And being gathered by Vladimir in a very short time, this scary operational efficiency can only be comparable to that of the army.

The sudden appearance of stray cats immediately attracted the attention of the bystanders. Not only were the young people busy with selfies suddenly looking very interested, but the two groups who were tired of quarreling were somewhat distracted by the stray cats. The troublesome mischievous children stopped crying and stared at the group of cats.

There were a few of the bystanders, who had cats at home and were understood cat’s habits quite well, and knew that cats were not group animals unless two cats grew up together, otherwise, adult cats that were strangers were very likely to fight on meeting each other.

They were all very shocked, why was this group of stray cats gathered together, and why did they suddenly appear here?

When the stray cats appeared, they did not approach the crowd one after another. Instead, they gathered near a high ground on the beach, adjusted their positions, those that were big in size and were slow runners stood in front and the small ones that ran fast and stayed behind, like trained soldiers waiting for orders.

Vladimir was the last one to rush out from the grass, it reviewed the stray cat’s array, nodded satisfactorily, raised its paw and pointed to the direction of the whale corpse, “Comrade meow, onward!”

Following its order, the fierce-looking Orange Tabby instantly rushed out, and the other stray cats followed closely behind.

The passers-by that were standing near the whale corpse saw those stray cats rushing over like they were crazy, and they felt flustered in their hearts, and hurriedly moved to the two sides to give way.

Of course, there are also people who had self-confidence that cats like them, and stayed in place and not moving and bending down to carry the cat.

“Meow meow, come, meow meow.”

The orange tabby rushed to the man and suddenly braked and flicked its tail. Although it was big and its center of gravity was steady, the little eyes seemed to be saying: Brother is strong, not fat!

The man did not understand what was going on. He saw the orange cat lift its tail, reveal its cloaca, and puff out a stream of urine!

And there was a lot!

It was proportionate to the orange tabby’s body size!

Cat urine is well-known to have a strong urine smell and smelly. The smell left by cat urine is difficult to eliminate. It can’t wash off the clothes. Even cats can’t stand the smell of their own urine.

Cat urine is divided into two kinds, one is normal urination, performance for a pool of urine, and the other is spraying urine caused by estrus, seize territory or mental nervousness, and the urine was one line.

Spraying urine can be greatly reduced by sterilization, but these stray cats... they are basically not sterilized, and even sterilized cats do not necessarily not spray urine at all.

The man bent over and stretched out his hand to reprimand the cat. Unexpectedly, what was waiting for him was a piece of urine splitting his head and covering his face. Suddenly, he was sprayed with one handful of urine. His face, neck, and clothes were also stained with it. It smelled terrible.

The other man next to him is a fat house. He saw the tragedy of the first man, prepares in advance, runs away when the situation is not good and says no matter what, he could not be sprayed with a face of urine. If the other party is a beautiful woman, it could be discussed, but the orange tabby was also a fat house, so he did not want to let it do so.

The urine sprayed out by cats in the family who eat good food and are clean is hard for people to stand already. What’s more, these stray cats sleep in the open air and have nothing to eat, their urine is at least twice as lethal as the house cats. They are already comparable to biochemical weapons.

Other stray cats rushed into the crowd and sprayed left and right, causing the bystanders to turn around and cover their noses to flee in a hurry. They came here to see the excitement and did not want to make themselves embarrassed to see the excitement. It was alright if cat urine sprayed on their faces and hands. If they were prayed on their clothes, the clothes would be ruined.

The scene smelled so bad that even the rotten odor of the whale carcass was covered up, and it caused headaches more than a dozen meters away.

When Vladimir stood at a high place and judged the situation, it saw how brave the cats were. Especially the orange tabby with an ugly face was on another level. And so, it shouted in approval, “Who dares to cross the knife, only my General Orange!”