BXBX NOVEL Chapter 221 - Boyfriend and Boyfriend
Chapter 221: Chapter 221 Boyfriend and Boyfriend
I also wanted to win, but I didn’t have that strength. She was a criminal police officer who had practiced close combat skills. With my third-rate fighting skills, it would be a wonder if I didn’t have my ass kicked. If I used all my strength but was still defeated by her, wouldn’t it be more embarrassing? Inviting humiliation was something only a fool would do. I laughed shamelessly: “How can I really fight a girl? To win a fight against a woman and to deliberately lose the fight against a woman, which one do you think is more glorious? Besides, if I win the fight, won’t she have to pester me every day to ask for the second duel?”
Chu Yuan suddenly realized, “So that’s why…” Then she smiled and said, “Elder Brother, you really are a good person. You would rather lose face than defeat a woman. You even care about others’ feelings too.”
“You can tell? I thought I hid quite well. Alas, I really am a simple man.”
Listening to me bragging myself so shamelessly, Chu Yuan couldn’t help but smile, Dongfang Lianren snorted disdainfully, “Yuan Yuan, don’t listen to Elder Brother Nan’s nonsense. He knows that he can’t win, so he deliberately wants to lose.”
This damn little brat, did she have a grudge against me? ! I snorted coldly, “little Dongfang, you don’t need to provoke me with these words. I know what you are thinking about. You just think I have too little trouble, right?”
Dongfang Lianren was a smart girl. Seeing me squinting at Chu Yuan, she knew that I was taunting her. Seeing that Chu Yuan started to listen to me more and more often, this little girl was terrified for fear that I would let Chu Yuan alienate her in the future. So she wished that a woman would come and cause trouble to me. She wanted to use this to divide my relationship with Chu Yuan. ‘Little girl, you think I would let you do that to me? In your dream! Huh!’
“Hehe, Elder Brother Nan, don’t get me wrong, I definitely didn’t mean that,” Dongfang little brat smiled, “I’m just worried that if you deliberately lose to elder sister Dong, you will definitely make her angry.”
What did she mean by this? Dongfang little brat’s weird smile made my heart jump. While we were talking, we had already reached the last row of bungalows that Dong Xiaoye said on the phone, and seen her police car outside a house with a wooden sign on the door that said “Activity Room”.
Did this girl think the police station was run by her family or something? She even used the public car freely during holidays.
Five little children with slightly sloppy clothes were surrounding the police car in amazement. Their eyes were both curious and envious. From their appearance, they were in the first or second grade at most. It was exactly the age when one would fantasize about their future the most. No wonder they would be so curious about the dangerous thing that could drive 140 miles per hour on the crowded street.
I saw the car but couldn’t find her. So I showed a friendly and gentle smile, approached the five little children, and asked one of the little girls who had snot under her nose, “little girl, did you see the driver of this car?”
Before the girl had spoken, I heard Dongfang Lianren whispered to Chu Yuan in a low voice: “look, look at him. Does elder brother Nan look like a queer uncle who is trying to abduct a little girl?…”
Abduct my ass!
Dongfang clearly wanted me to hear it. Before I could reply, she continued: “You see, there are clearly boys there as well, but he has to ask a little girl, he even picked the prettiest one. He is definitely a lolicon! So we need to be careful in the future.”
The girl in front of me was still very young, how the hell was she able to tell if she was the prettiest? Moreover, Dongfang Lianren was already over 1.6m high and had a curvy body, but she still had the audacity to say that she was a loli? Chu Yuan was also blushing with Dongfang’s explicit irony. I was so angry that I turned around and scolded: “Don’t worry, even if I am a lolicon, I will not be interested in you.”
Dongfang Lianren automatically filtered the irony, and said in surprise: “ah! Did you hear that, Yuan Yuan? He admitted that he is a lolicon! Will not be interested in me? Does that mean you will be interested in Yuan Yuan? !”
No matter how good Chu Yuan’s relationship with her was, she also couldn’t stand it anymore. “Dongfang! What are you talking about? My Elder brother is not a Lolicon!”
“Yes, yes,” Dongfang corrected. “If he is only interested in you, he can’t be called Lolicon. He is a siscon.”
Dongfang brat! Do you dare to fight me in a duel!
I almost shouted this to Dongfang Lianren. God damn it, this bratty girl really needed a spanking! Could it be that she was still holding a grudge against me because the last time I told Chu Yuan that she called me secretly? Was that the reason why she was always giving me a hard time? Or maybe… It was pure jealousy that I accidentally took my little sister’s first kiss, and was even sleeping with her?
Thinking of this, I blushed a bit.
Fortunately, the child didn’t know what lolicon and siscon were. She blinked her big watery eyes, and curiously said: “uncle, are you auntie Dong’s boyfriend?”
Auntie Dong? Boyfriend?
Chu Yuan and Dongfang were both taken aback. Although they didn’t believe it, their eyes still showed some suspicion. I hurriedly said with a smile: “Uncle is her friend, not her boyfriend.”
Uh…Uncle? This title that symbolized the age gap really made me feel uncomfortable. I was clearly a young handsome man. But this kid called me uncle? Alas, this kid really had no aesthetic sense.
Another girl who was sucking her thumb looked at me up and down, and said innocently: “But you are not a girl.”
I was speechless… It turned out they mean “boy” friend. Chu Yuan and Dongfang couldn’t help but laugh while holding their bellies. My old face instantly became very hot. Compared with the purity of other children, my mind was too dirty.
I stroked the cute little girl’s head awkwardly, and said with a smile: “Yes, I am your Auntie Dong’s boyfriend.”
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard someone exclaim “Ah!” from the side. When I looked up, my awkward smile instantly froze.
For fuck sake. Why was it so coincident? While I was telling the little girl about my relationship with Dong Xiaoye, the door of the activity room suddenly opened, and two women walked out from the inside. One was Dong Xiaoye, who was dressed in police uniform, with a graceful curve and a heroic appearance. The other one was a slightly older woman who was affectionately holding hands with her. The woman was in her early thirties and had a delicate face. She was wearing a black professional suit and a pair of small rimless glasses, exuding the charm of a knowledgeable scholar. It was her who exclaimed.
The delicate woman looked at me, who was squatting on the ground and chatting with the little girl, and said to Dong Xiaoye in a dissatisfied tone, “Dong Dong, am I not your friend? Why don’t you tell me that you have a boyfriend.”
“Don’t listen to the shameless guy talking nonsense, who said he is my boyfriend?” Dong Xiaoye was both embarrassed and angry. Her eyes were bulging red, her little face was red with anger, and her towering chest undulated, exhaling the breath that contained chilling murderous intent. I couldn’t help but shiver all over while feeling a chill was running down my spine.
I didn’t know if this delicate woman was deliberately adding fuel to the fire, or she really didn’t believe Dong Xiaoye’s words, she giggled, “he said it.”
“Misunderstanding, it is a complete misunderstanding,” Fearing that Dong Xiaoye would pull out a gun to kill me on the spot, I smiled and explained to the delicate woman hurriedly: “I mean, I am Xiaoye’s male friend, a friend of the opposite sex. Ha ha ha ha ha…”
The delicate woman covered her mouth and laughed, “you are really good at making jokes. What’s there to be embarrassed about admitting that you two are dating each other? You think that my Dong Dong is not worthy of you?”
Damn, this woman was not scared of Tigress. She even made fun of her. I took a careful glance at Dong Xiaoye. Officer Dong blushed and said, “Who is your friend? We are enemies! You ungrateful jerk who took advantage of me. We will never be friends! Just you wait. You will see how I will deal with you later!”
The delicate woman was surprised: “Ah, he is the big sandbag you said? !”
Big sandbag? Oh no… Dong Xiaoye really wanted to use all her strength to kick my ass!
“Huh,” Dong Xiaoye snorted and sneered: “Yes, but when the duel is over, he won’t be a sandbag anymore, he will become a mummy! He will need bandages all over his body.”
This cruel-hearted woman. I have already said that it was a misunderstanding. I didn’t want to take advantage of her at all. It was just the question those little children asked was really strange.
Chu Yuan and Dongfang were laughing so hard that they could not straighten their backs for a long time. Then I heard the five little children running towards the playground, laughing and shouting excitedly: “Big news, Auntie Dong finally found a boyfriend!”
“The biggest news of the 21st century! Someone is really willing to become Auntie Dong’s boyfriend!”
“Auntie Dong is getting married~!”
“Auntie Dong’s boyfriend is so handsome! Everyone, come and have a look~! ”
Dong Xiaoye almost wanted to bang her head on the wall and kill herself. I was speechless. Were these children really innocent, or they simply pretended to be innocent? They were clearly spreading the rumors at the moment!
“Chu Punk! Look what you did! What did you tell them? !”
“I didn’t say anything, those brats were talking nonsense! !” I thought about it, then added: “only the girl saying that I am handsome is telling the truth.”
“Elder Brother, you are so thick-skinned.” Chu Yuan stretched the corners of my clothes shyly, as if she couldn’t handle how shameless I was. She turned to Dong Xiaoye with a red face and said: “Hello Elder Sister Dong, my elder brother just likes to joke around, please don’t keep it in mind.”
“Hi, Yuan Yuan, you are such a good girl. You are not like your elder brother at all,” Dong Xiaoye pulled my sister behind her, and gave me a cold glance: “If you dare to lead Yuan Yuan astray, I will definitely kill you!”
She was my little sister, not yours, alright? I mumbled in my heart, then ignored Dong Xiaoye, and smiled politely at the other woman: “Hello, my name is Chu Nan. In terms of my relationship with officer Dong… I think you have already gotten the idea… may I ask, you are…”
“Zhu Danchen. Dong Dong and I grew up together. I am a few years older than her. If you don’t mind, you can just call me Elder Sister Chen.” Zhu Danchen shifted her surprised gaze from Chu Yuan to me and said with a very ambiguous smile, “I know the relationship between you and Dong Dong. Hehe, in fact, I know it very well. She talked to me about you all the time.”
“Elder Sister Chen, what are you talking about? Who talked about him all the time?” Dong Xiaoye was very embarrassed. I was speechless, the expression of this Zhu woman was very ambiguous…
“Oh, you didn’t? Then how did I know that you fought in the middle of the night and caught the thief together? Also, whenever Xiao Chu asked you to do something, you would rush to help him. Giving him a lift, and helping him in the station. Why don’t you be so warm-hearted to others? When I have something to ask of you, you would always find excuses to refuse it.”
“When… When did I find excuses? If I refused it, would I still be with you now?” Dong Xiaoye must have spent all her time training her fighting technique. In terms of her talking skills, it was really bad. But Zhu Danchen indeed misunderstood it. Officer Dong never rushed to help me. It was me who begged her every time.
I then quickly ended this boring topic and changed the subject, “Xiaoye, why did you ask me to come to a school?”