BXBX NOVEL Chapter 300: Seriously, Everybody in This Family Needs Jesus.
Chapter 300: Seriously, Everybody in This Family Needs Jesus.
Tentacles were convenient and fun. Having 20 tentacles growing out of the back felt like having 20 extra penises dangling out of his spinal cord.
Miaomiao could design and adjust his tentacle\'s properties, such as sensitivity, hardness, slipperiness, temperature, and weapon functions. For now, he disabled the weaponry functions and focused on using them as his additional dicks.
The nerves inside the tentacles sent the stimulation sensation directly to his spine and his brain. They gave a different sense of sexual pleasure than his primary genital, but his entire body could feel it whenever he ejaculated.
And now, three of them were inside Xu Xiuying\'s sexy body while another one was having a PAIZURE. With 4X stimulation sensation, Miaomiao drooled as he had fun masturbating with the succubus queen\'s onaholes.
A minute later, Xu Xiuying didn\'t even resist or attempt to absorb Miaomiao\'s Qi. The transparent slippery fluid from these tentacles had put her into heat.
The semi-transparent fluid of these pink tentacles contained medicinal properties, which could instantly increase sensitivity and paralyze the victim, as well as intoxicating them with an aphrodisiac effect.
With the combination of these properties, even an experienced succubus fell. She divulged in the pleasure and enjoyed being violated by many tentacle penises.
Miaomiao was surprised that Xu Xiuying fell so easily. He doubted if this was the dignified succubus who had traumatized him for a year.
Three minutes later, the three tentacles unleashed their white fluid inside the juicy sexy body of Xu Xiuying.
Ding
[You have inseminated Xu Xiuying.]
[You cannot form Life Essence due to the improper dual-cultivation method.]
[You have robbed 1,600 drops of Xu Xiuying\'s Demonic Essence.]
[You have robbed 2 strands of Xu Xiuying\'s Ice Element Qi.]
[Xu Xiuying resists against your brainwashing ability. Your brainwashing attempt has failed.]
[Xu Xiuying\'s mentality has been weakened slightly.]
As usual, the system reported what Miaomiao had gained. Even after Dion gained conscience, she still gave the usual notifications.
It reminded Miaomiao of something.
\'I wonder if Wei Yuan gets these messages… Hold on, can the devil contact her through the system?\'
Ding
[I have been monitoring Wei Yuan\'s system usage, and I can confirm that no external being has contacted her.]
[I have to warn you, though. She is currently reading the notification messages.]
[She knew everything, and she seems pissed.]
"…"
Miaomiao\'s expression became a pokerface. His brain.exe stopped working temporarily.
"Give her a quest or something to distract her. Don\'t let her tamper with my items and my skills."
[Affirmative. Locking your skills and inventory spaces.]
[Warning, Wei Yuan attempts to transfer your items.]
[Your inventory is locked. Wei Yuan cannot access your system inventory.]
[Wei Yuan complains that you\'re about to bring home another concubine. She requests you to enter ITS and summon her tonight as an apology.]
"…"
Having a healthy relationship was fun, especially when one had a harem and a jealous horny wife. Miaomiao wondered if every woman in the world was this twisted, or he had corrupted them to the point that they became permanent horny rabbits.
"Tell her that she is still my number one, and I\'ll love her a lot tonight."
[Affirmative.]
Miaomiao sighed and turned his attention to the MILF before him.
Xu Xiuying seemed to enjoy the taste of thick juicy tentacle dicks. Her eyes rolled upward, and her face flushed in red. Her peach juice leaked out from the lower mouth, and the two lower holes squeezed Miaomiao\'s tentacles as if she didn\'t want to let it go.
It had been almost five minutes. Yet, Miaomiao was still fine. Oh the other hand, Xu Xiuying was about to lose her sanity from the pleasure.
"I guess I\'m too good at this."
Miaomiao grinned. Then, he summoned White Album.
"White Album."
The white-haired ghost, who had the same face as Xu Xiuying, came out from his body. She yawned and gazed at Xu Xiuying.
\'I see that you are fucking the original me. What do you need me for? 3P?\'
"Nah, I\'m wondering if I weaken Xu Xiuying enough, will you be able to possess her?"
\'That depends. My strength is merely 50% of the original body. I doubt I can suppress her soul.\'
"Check again. Do you think she\'s weak enough?"
White Album raised one of her eyebrows and inspected Xu Xiuying with her sense again. Then, she noticed that the succubus queen\'s dantian had been sealed.
\'It\'s possible, but it will be probably temporarily.\'
Miaomiao nodded. Then, he consulted the system, "Dion, I have a question. If I let White Album possess Xu Xiuying and dual-cultivate with them, can White Album\'s potential be increased this way?"
…
[White Album (Spirit of Xu Xiuying\'s Clone)]
[Current Strength] – 50% of the Original
[Next Upgrade Conditions]
(1) Complete at least one sea of life essence
(2) Awaken a water element core in your dantian
[Description] – You can summon a guardian spirit, Xu Xiuying\'s Clone, to protect you. The guardian spirit has 50% strength of the original, but you can upgrade her strength by spending yin essence.
[Abilities] - The guardian spirit has the following abilities;
(1) Can possess and take control of a dead body. Can only be used once a month.
(2) Guardian Spirit is a ghost being. She is immune to all physical attacks.
(3) Once upgraded to 100%, the guardian spirit can create a temporary physical body and dual cultivate with the master to increase her strength.
(4) Once upgraded to 200%, the guardian spirit can take over the body of Xu Xiuying permanently.
(5) Guardian Spirit shares qi and essence with the master until she has a permanent body.
(6) Guardian Spirit can use all master\'s skills, but her strength depends on her strength percentage.
(7) Guardian Spirit can use all her original\'s skills, but her strength depends on her strength percentage.
…
Miaomiao remembered the 3rd ability of White Album. As it stated that he could dual-cultivate with White Album to increase her strength, he wondered if he could bypass the requirement and dual-cultivate with her by letting White Album temporarily possess the weakened Xu Xiuying.
Ding
[Yes, you can.]
[Actually, I have just scanned Xu Xiuying\'s constitution just now. She has less than 2% of her essence and elemental Qi remaining in her bone, muscle, and blood. You should drain all of her energy through sex, and White Album will be able to take over her body for 24 hours.]
Miaomiao nodded. Then, he smiled at White Album, "Rejoice! I guess I\'ll be able to fuck you today!"
\'Ha! I\'m looking forward to it. Let\'s break this bitch, so I can take over her body.\'
"Damn right."
Miaomiao pulled out the tentacle dick from Xu Xiuying\'s front door. Then, he used his REAL penis to penetrate her.
Having sex with his real meat was different than using his tentacles. It felt a lot better.
As soon as Miaomiao entered her, he could feel the nostalgic sensation when White Album ravished him and killed him for the 100th time. The temperature inside kept changing. It was sometimes cold and slippery. Sometimes, it was warm, wet, and tight, as expected of someone who cultivated extreme Yin and Demonic Essence. The suction force was also on par with Jiang Lan and Xu Chu, but the shape and the tunnel movement were different.
Throughout the sessions, Xu Xiuying never got to use her lower tongue to mess with Miaomiao\'s weaponry. It roamed free inside her, pushing her cervix over and over again.
"MMM!!"
Xu Xiuying seemed to sense the overwhelming heat from Miaomiao\'s meat. Her upper body jerked and she squirted.
"Ew, Mama. You\'re disgusting. How could you piss on me when I\'m just starting to get into the mood? I guess I have to punish you!"
The pleasurable torment continued.
…
After torturing Xu Xiuying with the combination of tentacles, bloodline perks, and his orc dick for hours, she gave in to the pleasure and lowered her guard.
Ding
[You have condensed a liter of Life Essence.]
[Xu Xiuying\'s mental defense has been broken.]
[Current brainwashing progress: 1.5%]
[You have absorbed the last drop of Xu Xiuying\'s Demonic Essence.]
[You have absorbed the last drop of Xu Xiuying\'s ice element Qi.]
[White Album can possess her for 24 hours.]
"Finally, you\'re mine, Xu Xiuying!"
Miaomiao was rejoiced and felt relieved at the same time as his heart devil had been finally conquered.
White Album didn\'t waste her time. She jumped into Xu Xiuying\'s body right away.
Xu Xiuying\'s body jerked and shook as if she had a seizure. A few seconds later, her eyes regained color and light. She gazed at Miaomiao and pulled the tentacle in her mouth out.
"Master, this is me."
"White Album?"
"Yup. That\'s me!"
Both of them laughed. The plan worked well. Now, they could start upgrading White Album\'s strength.
"I\'ve been dying to fuck you senseless, master. Now, get this tentacle out of my ass, and let\'s have sex normally."
"Hahaha! Of course!"
…
Siren City
Ding
Ding
Ding
Wei Yuan was annoyed by the repeated system notification from Miaomiao\'s side.
Every time Miaomiao had done something to the system or had sex with someone, Dion always spammed the notification messages.
"Haiz. He\'s having a lot of fun over there…"
Wei Yuan rolled her eyes and sat in her house, playing with her son, Mao Xiaomiao.
The oni child had the black pupils and the forehead of his father, but he had the blond hair and the mouth of his mother. A horn grew from his forehead, but it looked like a bump at the moment.
Mao Xiaomiao giggled and talked in an incomprehensible sentence, trying to mimic his mother.
"Aiz! Iz-has-hun-hoho-dare!"
Wei Yuan laughed, "No, no. Repeat after me!"
"Oh-Oh! E-eat affa ee!"
"DICK!"
"Dik!"
"PUSSY!"
"Buzzy!"
"FUCK!"
"FUCK!"
"Good boy!"
"DAHA!!"
Instead of teaching her child to say [Papa] or [Mama] first, Wei Yuan started with profanity.
[…]
Even Dion was speechless. She doubted that it was the right way to teach a baby to speak first words. Still, she needed to inform Wei Yuan about the completion of her personal quest.
[You have completed the quest, [Tutorial Quest 37: Mao Xiaomiao\'s First Word]!]
[Your luck point has increased by 2.]
[Mao Xiaomiao\'s luck point has increased by 2.]
…
When the tie-severance happened, Wei Yuan could also sense that something inside her chest had been cut as well. The next second, the system informed her that someone tried to re-establish the connection with her system, but she pressed the [Reject], [Ignore], and [Blacklist] buttons as she didn\'t know the person.
Dion also introduced herself to Wei Yuan and told her that she would rework the system-sharing feature in the future. Wei Yuan didn\'t understand it, but she accepted the offer anyway.
It took Wei Yuan hours reading Miaomiao\'s adventure backlog to understand what he had been through. Then, she chatted with Dion, getting to know each other and the new system perks.
Wei Yuan also learned how she could generate her personal system quest for the first time!
…
[Tutorial Quest 1: Beta-Testing Quest Generation Procedure.]
Quest Description
You have spent one luck point to generate this quest to learn how the system works. Currently, you have no experience in system quests, so you generate one randomly to test how it works. There is no substance to this quest other than studying the quest feature.
Quest Objective
Open the Quest Menu and read this quest.
Quest Reward
Two Luck Points
…
Of course, Wei Yuan finished her quest without trouble. Then, she proceeded to create several trivial quests, including the one she had just completed.
Wei Yuan was different than Miaomiao. She repeatedly completed small quests to farm luck points as rewards instead of trying to earn essence cores or treasures. Moreover, the rewarded luck points extended to people around her, so she stayed with her son, grinding quests non-stop.
"How many luck points do I have now?"
Ding
[You have 338 Luck Points.]
[Would you like to generate another tutorial quest?]
"Let me think for a moment…"
30 minutes later…
"Okay, I have an idea. Use my imagination to generate a quest again, please."
[Affirmative.]
Ding
[You have received a new tutorial quest.]
[Also, Wei Yuan, you need Jesus.]
…
[Tutorial Quest 38: Teach Mao Xiaomiao to say [Bitch].]
Quest Description
You have spent one luck point to generate this quest.
Currently, Mao Xiaomiao has learned to speak a few… slang words. It is time for him to learn how to curse other mothers of his. Now, teach him to speak the B-word with an attitude!
Quest Objective
Mao Xiaomiao says, "Bitch."
Quest Reward
Two Luck Points
…
Wei Yuan giggled. She continued to exploit the system to cultivate her and Mao Xiaomiao\'s luck points.
Life Essence, cultivation base, and technical skills could be trained anywhere. However, not many people could cultivate LUCK. As such, Wei Yuan pursued the LUCK path, hoping to become stronger than everyone by gathering every luck energy in the world.
"Alright, Xiaomiao. Repeat after me again!"
"Ai?"
"BITCH!"
"BIT!"
"Not quite. One more time. BITCH!"
"BIZ!"
[Seriously, you and Mao Miaomiao need Jesus.]
"What Jesus, bitch?"
"Wut Gejud, bitch!"
"Haha! Good job, my boy! Now, Dion, my reward!"
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