BXBX NOVEL Chapter 168 - 168. MADNESS!
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He looked into her eyes and asked, "Then... do you want to be immortal? Just like Monari, Jin and most of the Nidama Clan members?"
Tsunade, surprised a bit, "I didn\'t know you could turn even normal people immortal."
"Oh, what\'s normal about you? You are the same as Monari and Jin. I can make anybody immortal, as long as I want. I can use my powers to make a person retain the biological age of their prime. So, do you want it too?" He asked her.
"Who does not want to be immortal? Orochimaru died trying to achieve it. But, I don\'t want immortality just for the sake of being immortal. I want immortality so I can be by your side, strong and... pretty. Not a heap of weak ugly old mess." She reasoned, or maybe tried to find the reason.
"I was going to do it anyway. To be honest, Jin and Monari didn\'t ask me to become immortal. I made them myself." He revealed.
"Wait, then why do some Nidama clan members die?" She inquired.
He truthfully revealed the reason, "Well, I have seen that with immortality, once a man passes a certain time, he starts becoming bored and his moral compass starts to waiver because the only things left that they have not experienced belong to the evil and criminal spectrum.
"I caught many Nidama clan members facing this situation. So, I just stop keeping them immortal. Not many first-generation Nidama clan members are left now."
"Must be tough... to allow people to die, whom you used to be so close to not long ago." She muttered.
Shiroken sighed, "No, it\'s worse to see them go down the evil path. Anyway, let\'s stop talking about all this doom and gloomy stuff. Let me show off my pretty girlfriend to the country."
"EVERYONE! MEET HER! SHE\'S MY GIRLFRIEND!"
Like a sudden wave passed over the crowd, the people started screaming, "MY QUEEN! MY QUEEN! OUR QUEEN!"
Tsunade\'s brows twitched, "Eh... this is like a... cult."
"It is a cult" Shiroken nodded.
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After the big parade, the people were free to do whatever they wanted. Jiraiya started to spend his money in the adult district, he had too much anyway, and it was all in the name of research.
Naruto and Minato were roaming around, looking at the various delights. There was one thing on Minato\'s mind. He wished that Kushina was here as well. He could have roamed around these streets with her, with their son.
He sighed, "This entire city feels like something out of the world. Or out of a dream. What do you think, Naruto?"
"Me? I like this place. People are so friendly here." Naruto replied, eating a popsicle.
"They are kind because they do not worry about pointless things. They are all happy people with jobs, filled pockets and stomachs, with satisfied families. Tell me Naruto, what will you do now? The Hokage position will be abolished after Tsunade decides to marry Lord Dama." Minato inquired. He wanted to help him achieve whatever goal he decided on.
"I will become the Chief Executive of Konoha. It\'s like the position of the Hokage anyway." Naruto blurted. But, he didn\'t understand that in this new world, life was not just about physical strength. Your being good in ninjutsu can\'t take you far if you want to be in the government.
"Do you have any idea how much you will have to study? That\'s even more than what Hokage needed. You will have to memorise the entire constitution, the entire law code of the world as well." Minato warned him, hoping he\'d choose some easier aim.
"Umm... I HAVE AN IDEA! Lord Kurama suggested this to me long ago. I just need to make 100 shadow clones and make them study. I know I am dumb, so my hundred clones are equal to 10 normal brains, hence, I will be studying at 10X speed." Naruto planned everything out.
Minato frowned, "That\'s a very... keen sense of self-reflection, my son. I am proud of you."
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"SASUKE KUN! WAIT FOR ME..." Sakura had arrived in the Dama City, following Sasuke all this time.
Sasuke, meanwhile, was looking for Itachi, so he could start training with him. "Go away. You can not fathom the reasons I am here. Go, live in your little flower shop, and keep dreaming of greatness."
"Why? Why won\'t you treat me well? I like you, Sasuke." She cried.
Sasuke snorted and looked back, "Listen, I barely know you. You liking me is your choice, and me not reciprocating is my choice. So, go and get a life."
"What will make you accept me?" She resolutely asked.
"The day you can defeat me in a fight," Sasuke replied and left.
Sakura had a fire in her eyes. ~I WILL DO IT! I CAN DO IT!~
"KEKKEI GENKAI - TOXIC FART!" *POOF*
All of a sudden, a shouting voice echoed. She looked around and some kid was playing with the huge tailed beast, the beast was slimy and had 6 tails. Sakura had an idea, so she quickly ran towards him.
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"AA... that\'s not a ninja technique. That\'s just a smelly fart." Saiken complained, after being lied to by the kid.
But the little kid innocently insisted, "No, saint Saiken. All my friends run away from me when I do this. It is an acidic smell I reckon."
Saiken silently left the stupid kid, trying to see some more shops that were selling his products and get people\'s feedback.
"WAIT... PLEASE! I WANT TO TALK... SAINT!"
Saiken looked back, a small pink-haired girl ran up to him, tired and panting. Out of nowhere, the Milk God, Saiken, took out a bottle of chilled flavoured milk and handed it to her. "Drink, child."
Sakura gulped it down and spoke, "Saint... I want to become your student. Please... teach me."
Saiken\'s body shined in excitement, "REALLY? Come then, I will start your classes right away."
Sakura was on cloud nine and followed the giant beast. Soon, they arrived in a huge open field. There were some big wooden structures in the distance. She was looking forward to her training.
Resolutely, Saiken guided her, "Child, first I need to see how good you are. I will have to test you first. Are you okay with that?"
She nodded, face full of confidence and fire burning in her eyes. "I will do my best."
Agreeing, Saiken loudly whistled. *WEEEE...*
A few seconds later, Sakura saw a big and healthy cow running towards them. She was confused, but Saiken cleared it, "You need to milk that cow right now. Show me how good you are."
The cow, however, did something really crazy. It stopped just a metre away from Sakura and abruptly stood up on its hindlegs. The pink-ish cow-tits were clear for her to see. They certainly looked full. But, shockingly, an intelligent and heavy male voice came from the cow\'s mouth, "Come on, baby gal, squeeze mah juicy milky tits, as much as you want, I ain\'t gonna mind."
"AAAA... IT SPEAKS!" Shock and fear took over her and she jumped back.
Saiken chuckled as if it was so obvious, "Of course he speaks. He\'s from the Sage Cows species."
"WAIT... HE? Is that a male?" She loudly asked.
Saiken nodded, "Poor boy, Oppaimon, he was thrown out of his sage location because he was born a male, yet with female boobies."
She glanced back at the cow, "You... what are you?"
Oppaimon was getting agitated, "Gal, if I knew what the fuck I am, I\'d not be here. Now, SQUEEZE MAH GLORIOUS TITS, THEY\'RE NOT GONNA RELEASE THE MILK ON THEIR OWN!" Said Oppaimon.
But Sakura was hit by a question in her head, "Wait... if you\'re a male in mind, then how can you give milk. Don\'t you have to give birth to give milk?"
Oppaimon blushed monstrously, "Hehe... well, the bulls here are dunderheads, especially that Tony... BAKA!. They get a bit violent and mad sometimes... and mistakes happen."
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Sakura just wanted to run away at full speed now, wondering what the hell she had gotten herself into.
Oppaimon, though, didn\'t shut up and weirded her out even more, "Gal, just milk me. I can teach you the Cow Sage mode later. Once you get it, you shall have glorious tits like me and will be able to shoot chakra energy beams from them. It\'s a pretty strong attack, not gonna lie."
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