疯狂的家庭

A female elf who looked like she was in her 20s wore a silky silver dress that went all the way down to the floor like her silver hair. She had a slim figure and her eyes were bright purple.

She sat on a wooden chair and turned her face toward a fat small dwarf who had a long brown beard and a giant hammer leaning against him.

"Anker, It has been a while." The elf was the first to speak.

"It truly has been a while since we last saw each other Lia," Anker responded with the drunkest smile.

Lia could only sigh at this mess in front of her.

She thought it would be too good to be true if this bastard wasn\'t drunk.

Even thousands of years ago he was still a drunk bastard.

Noticing Lia\'s disappointed gaze, Anker showed a confused expression like he didn\'t know why she was disappointed. "Lia, why are you staring at me like I\'m garbage?" He asked while drinking down a gulp of beer.

Lia placed her hand on her head like she was feeling a raging headache. "I\'m worried about your wife... To have to deal with a drunk like you is probably a nightmare." She told Anker with a gaze that could kill.

Anker hit his leg like he heard a joke. "Hahaha, you don\'t have to worry about my wife, she is fine with me being drunk." He told Lia with a smile.

Lia didn\'t respond this time but instead looked out the tree and her eyes scanned the beautiful kingdom that she has ruled for 3,000 thousand years.

Thousands of elves roamed the pathways shopping and happily chatting with one another.

The last time the elves had a war was 3,000 years ago and it was a civil war between the eleven siblings for the crown.

It was a brutal time for the kingdom with tens of thousands of lives being lost for the sake of a single person who wanted to be crowned.

Even though Lia is in her thousands for age she can\'t help but not have nightmares about that civil war between her \'beloved\' siblings.

To say she didn\'t kill was an understatement.

She was the one who killed anyone who got in her way trying to stop her from being crowned.

To this day she has these short scenes that play in her head about her stabbing a sword through her younger sister\'s heart.

The way her little sister looked up at her coughing up blood finally made her realize.

Why was she so obsessed with the crown?

To this day she doesn\'t know why.

"Hey, Lia hello?"

Lia who was having her nightmare again snapped out of it once she heard the grumpy drunk deep voice of Anker.

Lia turned her head back toward the dwarf. "Sorry..." She apologized knowing full well she probably wasted a couple of minutes for no reason.

Anker only waved his hand. "Don\'t worry about it girlie you probably had that nightmare again..." His face and voice for some reason didn\'t sound sluggish anymore like he was never drunk.

Anker who has been alive as long as Lia has been drinking for that long so eventually his body adapted and he couldn\'t get drunk anymore so he used magic on himself when he wanted to get wasted.

At any time he could cancel the magic and bring him back to his senses.

"Don\'t worry about me, we have a bigger issue." Lia, who was a little depressed early, spoke to Anker.

Anker nodded his head like he already knew why she called him here for a meeting.

Lia, without wasting any time, began to tell him why she called him here. "A couple of days ago 80 percent of the Han Dynasty\'s military was wiped out by a being who looked like a little boy at the age of 10 I\'m guessing you saw as well?" She asked him.

Anker slowly nodded his head. "I did, right now the Han dynasty\'s land has been looted and torched to the ground by surrounding nobles who all dispatched their private armies." He said in disgust.

For his whole life, he has hated nobles even the idea of seeing them once made him sick to his stomach.

All they are is a greedy power-hungry degenerate in his eyes.

Besides he knew Lia before she was a noble.

"So, what do we do? We haven\'t done anything in a thousand years.." Anker asked the elf.

Nod.

Nodding her head Lia placed both of her hands on the table crossing them and her eyes began to shine a dark purple. "We will find who this person is and try to speak with him about the power balance of this world and how it should be."

If Arius was in the room right now he would be crying with laughter.

Like come on if you are overpowered as fuck might as well use it to its full potential or why else would you have that power?

At that point, you should be slapped across the face.

Knock, knock.

A knocking sound came from the other side of the wood door.

Lisa looked over at the wooden door. "You may enter." She gave permission.

An elf wearing a maid dress opened the wood door and entered the room.

Closing the door behind her she faced her queen. "My queen you have been invited to the divine festival where there will be a tournament whoever wins will get to marry the imperial princess so a lot of people from their respective homelands came just to be engaged to her."

Lia, who was paying full attention to her maid, nodded her head. "I see, sure it has been a long time since I reserved a seat for myself in a private box, will you be going to Anker?" She looked over at the now drunk dwarf.

"Sure, hiccup, I haven\'t seen anything interesting in a long time besides my wife\'s smoking hot body," Anker responded with a perverted smile.

Just thinking about his wife Mil who was around 4 feet tall and had the best curves he has ever seen made him excited.

Pushing out of his chair Anker looked at Lia. "Well, I have to go and love my wife so I\'ll see you at the divine festival!"

Without waiting for Lia to respond his whole body disappeared.

Sigh.

Lia sighed to herself.

The maid who was watching innocently spoke. "My queen will you ever get married, you have hundreds of men who want to be with you." She asked, truly wondering why she wasn\'t married.

Lia, who was sighing early, looked at her maid with a hinge of shock. "I will only marry a man who is stronger than me!" With these words, she disappeared from the room leaving the maid to stand there by herself.

"So, the queen will marry anyone who is stronger than her. I have to tell the other maids this is the first time since she said something like this!" The maid hurriedly ran out of the room.

For the next couple of days, Lia will be wondering why random men would run up to her challenging her to a 1v1 fight which she would win in a split second.